In fairness, you do have two. And as we all know, if you had two heads, you'd wish you only had one.

In fairness, you do have two. And as we all know, if you had two heads, you'd wish you only had one.

::lines up with wrench::

::lines up with wrench::

My (Jewish) New Year's resolution was not to pick any more political fights on the AV Club boards.

My (Jewish) New Year's resolution was not to pick any more political fights on the AV Club boards.

Sibling rivalry?

Sibling rivalry?

SAVE SUBURGATORY!

SAVE SUBURGATORY!

Ah, ya never know. They're both going to be competitive in weird places.

Ah, ya never know. They're both going to be competitive in weird places.

CRISIS ALERT!

CRISIS ALERT!

Sweet. Thanks!

Sweet. Thanks!

Ah, yeah. I always forget Fringe. Quality show.

Ah, yeah. I always forget Fringe. Quality show.

POLK WAS RIGHT.

Maybe Paul Ryan gets a cell phone… has Joe Biden ever owned a bear?