And Galadriel. And Hela. And Col. Dr. Irina Spalko. I try not to hold that last one against her.

I'm cool with them steering into Hemsworth's comic capabilities. He was damn funny in Ghostbusters.

A dozen Make-A-Wish kids immediately say "Nah, we're good".

Yeah, all I took from this (aside from what a nice story it is) is that Waititi was just grabbing random kids to fix the script.

Like NFL coaches!

"Remember when they made all the Amazons use your accent, because you're at the Gina Carano acting level? Good times. Please don't hit me!"
*Disclaimer: I liked both Wonder Woman and Haywire

Gave him to a Ravager clan.

It gave Liefeld work, and is therefore wrong on every level.

Lager drink? Cider drink? (I was good with Step 1 - whiskey, repeat)

Drinking in the barracks, playing Metallica at irresponsible levels, discharging pepper spray under people's doors.

Seriously. Men in Black was only a couple months ago, I know this for a fact.

I was halfway thru my second enlistment in the Army. I remember going to a lot of movies, and Titanic was not one of them. Granted, no one told us Kate got nekkid, or that the boat breaking up was cool; it was a (gasp) chick flick.

-The Special Editions: good to see the Saga on the big screen; the additional footage was negative value added; Han shot only.
-I did not hate Alien: Resurrection.
-I would have given a kidney to get that Spice Girls song out of my head.

Defense: Ma'am, let's put aside your argument about having to be a “James Bond expert”, and let's discuss your reading comprehension skills. Then we'll get to your common sense.
*aside to jury: This lady has none. Find for the defense and we'll go watch Goldfinger.

"Sah! Destroyers on the horizon!"
"He is?"
"Not 'he', sir, ships!"
"Well, I like them with a pint in the pub as well, but I'm not sure this is the time."
"Ships, not 'chips', and I rather think this is when the admiral gets a right good smacking."

Eyewear/neckwear; eyewear/neckwear; BOOBS eyes.

This sounds bad, other than the episode where Hendricks is Black Widow's aunt.

Warden: "Why was this man beaten?"
Prisoner #1: "He jacked up prices and my grams couldn't afford meds."
Prisoner #2: "He has a punchable face."
Guards #1-12: "Punchable. Face."
Not that I wish harm on anyone. Generally. Usually.

I just remembered that they did this in Van Wilder; Mr. Pattinson thinks he's better than Ryan Reynolds? I think not.

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination." Clerks was ahead of its time.