I thought LA was pretty laid back, but they are clearly keeping up with the blood sacrifices. Our D-backs picked the wrong year to be good.

Hunger Games.

It's how she auditioned Brad: "Pretend Jen has caught us; how are you going to talk your way out? I need to know you're quick on your feet."

That's an odd move. It's not like the GOP is riding high, and most right wingers frown on marrying your sister, West Virginia or not.

"He's the opposite of FDR: he fears everything, especially tailors."

It's not like I wasn't going to buy the album anyway, but damn.

Excalibur made money. The lesson being: Helen Mirren makes everything better.

I understand fully people's complaints against it, and yet it still entertained me. A lot. I think it has to appeal to the 10-yearold in you, smashing your action figures together, with an occasional Idris Elba speech.

That just means she's playing the villain, right? A dirty, dirty villain.

And the theme. The music every time a Jaeger goes to break something was great.

It kind of shows that their home life is troubled, but it can still be entertaining.

He won't show up against the green screen.

"If the film is screened for educational purposes in classrooms…" Or, y'know, don't hire lazy teachers. Is the film white as marshmallow fluff? Yes. Does Nolan have a responsibility as a filmmaker to the educational or historical systems? I'd argue not so much. Can Hollywood do better with casting? Sure. Is every film…

Tigger has been heavily medicated, and can barely tig.

You need a Hollywood deal, stat.

Aren't those in Cyrillic now?

Magnum, p.i.

Contemporary Miami Vice? The lead tasers a suspect 50 times, the secondary lead gets deported, Taylor Swift does the soundtrack. Pass.

Kara and Ollie trapped in a super-villain maze of traps for 120 minutes! Ollie broods, Kara insists on cheering him up, Ollie smiles in the last 30 seconds, reality fractures.

Just skip to Season 2.