"Ball!"
"That's the Sun, Mr. President."
"Do I own it?"
"No."
"Fucker's bright, isn't it?"
"Something around here ought to be."
"What?"
"Look at the ball, sir."

You don't remember, because reality reset. Write the important stuff down.

"I understood that reference!"
*AC/DC song*
*ScarJo's ass*
*competent character development*

Instructions? The liberals really have won.

So I'm getting ready to retire, and could spend all day on here guilt-free, so let's break it. Thanks guys. Hopefully, it won't destroy it all, but it's been nice knowing youse guys. If anyone's going to the Baltimore Comic-Con, give a yell; it's always fun meeting an A.V. Clubber in real life.

He's an especially brilliant planner, given that he has to factor in Jon Snow making bonehead decisions at every turn. Your hottie aunt just swooped in to save your ass, Jon-Boy, get on the damn dragon.

Amazon; it takes an extra day to deliver north of the Wall, however.

Every time someone tells me that "the South will rise again" (and there are a lot of those "it was States' rights!" jackasses in the military) I tell them we'll get worried when they learn to drive in the snow, and the logistical base in Atlanta will still be dependent on I20, so good luck with that.

Riley would be selling Steve Bannon punch-up dolls. Grandad would be watching the news 24/7, laughing/sobbing. Jasmine would want to know why a white walker is Chief Strategist. Tom would want to know how Jasmine saw GoT.

Could we just call them "fucking morons"? As a white guy, to my demographic: no one is trying to take away your way of life. No one else wants NASCAR.

He's barely the first alternate on a junior high debate team.

It's cold, and they're commando.

That's good news! Reshoots and a change in "tone" made Suicide Squad a much better film. *snort, guffaw, eye roll*
It's comic books, WB, and the DC properties; you should be able to knock it out of the park with minimal effort, not expend every ounce of energy and only bunt it foul. Wonder Woman was a triple, I'll give…

Studio: We have mangled this property, possibly beyond repair. Let us query that bastion of taste and sense, the American people!
Intern: Um, a lot of them voted for Trump.
Studio: They are well informed on dumpster fires, is what you're saying.

Ditto on '71; "Rhinestone Cowboy" is pretty much imprinted in my brain, and my metalhead self is cool with that. The rock station here played it this afternoon.

I surf several of the Gizmodo sites, but have never even felt the desire to try and comment there. Screw "the grays" (Fraal bastards!) I'm pretty sure the non-nested format will kill the community here. It's been fun.
The day before "The Change", what topics shall we run into the ground? How the DCEU sucks? How Communi…

Aw, man. I love this movie. Watch it every Christmas Eve religiously, along with Die Hard. Fra-gee-lay.

"Only I didn't say 'Fudge'. And then the Old Man beat me with a tire iron."

Best years of my life.

I liked it. Maybe not great, but quite good, and it was funny.