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Oh, there is no WAY that Trump will be able to stand Kelly making shit work. If the Dems were smart they'd be pumping out the "Good job, President Kelly" memes already.

KISS. Always, always KISS.

At least he has a loving wife to welcome him back with open arms! *cue Journey*

I'll agree it's a worse movie, structurally and in execution, but I still hated BvS more. Suicide Squad pissed away a good concept; BvS pissed on Supes' grave, even before he died.

It's a Boat Trip sequel, isn't it?

Yes. I keep seeing Wickians every time I go to the airport. They have thinned the Hare Krishna herd, however.

And well-spoken.

Emma will be playing Kim Jong-un in this one.

Shia Labeouf, or Jared Leto. Crazy douchebag incompetence at a meta level.

Intern: Sir, do you have any idea how DC works?
Scaramucci: I watched Goodfellas every day for a month!
Intern: Oooookay.

"I thought 'on the record' was some hipster vinyl bullshit thing! It was The New Yorker!"

You know the Red Shirts had a deity to pray to.

“Wait, I can’t say ‘God’?”
"No, we're fully devout Roddenberrians here."
"You get the irony in that, right?"
"I'm a writer on a CBS show; we can't afford high-brow narrative concepts like 'irony'. And I don't know how many times I have to tell you: get rid of the wallet. There is no money in the future!"

Not until that Wall is up and functional.

You have not been drinking in a barracks on the fourth night of a four day weekend. You can also crack your head real good on an airborne operation. I've been clocked unconscious twice, and knocked full-on loopy once.

Yeah, I think it's because he's staring mortality right in the face, and trying to shore up his legacy. His military service might balance out that Palin travesty, so he's got to get some karma in the bank.

I remember being in the theater, car chase starting, and that tank coming through a wall driven by Brosnan in a suit, and my buddy and I thinking that was about as Bond a moment as you could get. I love Goldeneye.

I wonder if "Pickle" is really Melania's nickname for Donnie, and he couldn't come up with anything else when he was dictating his letter to Pence, or if Pence added that when he was editing to bring it up to nine year old grammar standards.

Ni!

I imagine that maniac maverick McCain will stun everyone by voting the party line.