I don't generally wish harm on people, but it seems like 2 or 3 more ass whuppins in high school would have made this one a productive member of society.

Stardust the Super Wizard. Why settle for your average wizard?
But yeah, Fantomah was next level crazy.

Didn't Bond walk away at the end of Spectre? However: Léa Seydoux's character won't stop nagging him, he can't set his watch without Q, and Moneypenny won't give him her Netflix password, so he's got to go back in the (super spy) workforce.

Elfo, Bean, Luci… the writers are outsourcing to their preschoolers, and not getting value for the juice boxes.

Please tell me that you never lost to the rocks.

Kids today! None of these new-fangled adventures can hold a candle to Lost Tomb of Martek, and don't even get me started on Tomb of Horrors! Mostly due to the PTSD.

"We can fly to the let Kubrick fake a moon landing, but we still do stupid things."

Yes:
"I'd had fifteen years of military experience, perfecting the art of ordering a pink gin and saying "Do you do it doggy-doggy?" in Swahili, and then suddenly four-and-a-half million heavily armed Germans hove into view. That was a shock, I can tell you."

I go to a decent amount of movies, and in the past couple of years the only really crowded theaters I've been in have been for: the last two Star Wars, Suicide Squad, BvS, and The Secret Life of Pets. I'm cool with my fellow Star Wars nerds, and you can't really blame stupid children for their actions. SLoP's audience…

Duct. Tape.

"I'm Mary Poppins, ya'll!" vs. "No, I am your father!" Your story checks out.

Barb Wire.

After the first three Wild Cards books I thought there was a distinct drop off in quality, and by number 10 it was bad. I only made it to halfway through ASOIAF 4; I won't be all that disappointed if a new book doesn't come out in 2018. I do look forward to his next project, which will also suffer when he looses…

I'm liking Khal Aquaman, and WW, and I have no major issues with The Batfleck, but this Flash already annoys me, and Cyborg seems like a non-personality.

Says the guy with the eye candy aunt.

Retconning in the finest comic book tradition. By which I mean Warner Bros. going "lala lala I can't hear you".

Not enough Iron Man.

Arya disguised as Tyrion, in order to get near Cersei.

Are the followers of R'hllor just a pyramid scheme? Like, the more people that you convince are Azor Ahai, the more points you get?
Also, does this mean that Dany gets a flaming sword? She already has dragons! The DM is definitely not keeping balance in the party.

Yes. Supposedly because he disagreed with Trump's selection of Anthony Scaramucci as communications director. Right. Spicer developed a spine. It is to laugh.