Yes: Urkel. No charges filed; humanitarian award pending

It might be…okay? Kind of hard to get people to care about a character who can't talk, but Lockjaw is cool. It may be too weird for a general network audience, but it will damn sure pull in the 'slo-mo automatic weapons in a wet jungle' fetishists.

4)(a) Kara Danvers / Lena Luther lunch-time pop culture discussion

I thought that was Wolfgang Van Halen's new name. So he can find success on his own, not trading off his father's name.

Multiple young male 'sidekicks'. Dead parents. Vast wealth.
No, it was the car.

How is Earth-2? Were the prequels good there, as well?

I really like it. It's not as cerebral as it wants to be, but it's got some depth, and good lord is it pretty. When they go to third level and cut to Hoth, it always makes go "whoa". I think the actors are all very good in it, and I like to believe that, in real life, Marion Cotillard is just as insane as the dream…

There were no Halliburton contracts to be had, so f*ck Gotham.

Are you positing that Zack Snyder is not impressed with himself?

"…a step up from being lisping supervillains with bad fashion sense and a love of McDonald's." True; Trump doesn't lisp.

Homer drools over feast descriptions; Marge worries that Bart is taking life advice from the Lannisters; Bart is taking life advice from the Lannisters; Lisa feels that the dragons are being exploited; Maggie wargs into Santa's Little Helper to save the day; Chief Wiggum knows nothing.

I will, which helps. A lot.

The North says they remember, but the maesters can't find the parchments.

So at the beginning of the month the Army told me I won't be promoted to the next rank, and therefore (because of all my time in) I have to be retired by the end of the calendar year. Okay, got it, not happy about it, but I had just started to wrap my head around starting something new after more than 25 years doing…

I saw Metallica back at the beginning of the month: good good show. It was down in Florida, in an outdoor arena, hot and humid, and those flame effects weren't helping. Contrast that to the first time I saw them live, in the early 90s, at an outdoor venue in North Carolina where I got rained on all night. In…

He's never been at the front of a run in his life.

Trump's $1 bill: "I love the poors! Buy some health care!"

I know there's an extended cut on the DVD; what's the third?

I saw BvS; they weren't trained.

Her Brazilian Jujitsu is okay, but her Greco-Roman wrestling is superb.