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GRRM writing a feast scene, eating Crisco and drinking the tears of fans level.

That did make me happy, but if we're brining back 3rd Doctor stuff, where's the car?

I knew Simm would be in the episode, but I did not know it was "that guy" until right before it happened. It worked for me.

"Are you human?"
"Now, don't be a bitch."
Gomez needs her own series.

Roberts could use the work.

I saw the time dilation stuff coming, I did not see Mr. Razor being the Master coming, and what the hell is with Moffat requiring a "girl who waits" for emotional heft?
Anyway, best episode of Red Dwarf yet, and they've really improved the opening ship scrawl.

GRRM: "I had pages, but I shredded them."
ASOIAF Fandom: "But, but WHY?"
GRRM: "Suck it, that's why."

She was awesome. Her answer to Gloria's "Am I really here?" speech by poking her was perfect.

Wormhole. Landed in Vegas in 2032. Cyberpunk casino heist. Escaped pursuit via time portal. Old west defense of a cavalry fort. Time thingy again. Regency England comedy of manners. Coming in June 2019, December 2019, and June 2020.

James Bond?

I forget which episode (Gloria and Winnie go to interview Emmit), but you could see him pause, just a touch, when Gloria wasn't buying his bullshit, and when Nikki outsmarted him at the hotel drop definitely shook him.

"George Lucas. You know, and the way he’s handled Star Wars has been spectacular."
The Prequels. The f*ucking Prequels. Your argument is invalid, Ridley.

"Alison Brie… sex… ring."

In my day, Godzilla just destroyed the city. It was a parable for how awesome Godzilla was. And the sequel didn't have a scene of the city's destruction from Bruce Wayne's point of view. It doesn't have to be profound; it's just high heels and dinos.

Bubba and Earl are sitting on the front porch. An old hound dog walks by, flops down in the middle of the road, and proceeds to lick himself. Bubba says: "See that dog? Sure wish I could do that!" Earl says: "Bubba, that dog would bite you."

Is Winnie Lopez, St. Cloud Metro, heavy with child or not? I mean sure, leave the nature and conflict of good and evil up in the air, but some things you have to close the loop on.

"I will gladly entertain the opinions of anyone who can provide proof of: seeing the movie no less than four times; a film and lit degree; at least three published film reviews in The New Yorker. Second Tuesdays between 3:00 and 3:30 PM. Call my assistant to schedule; ask for 'Mike Hunt'."

The Herculoids is going to be bleak. Like Tim Roth bleak.
Thundarr the Barbarian, however, will be campy.
Because DC.

It's got a flaming sword, that's all I need; the tits and dragons are just bonuses.

Burnham: "Sarek, I have so many questions about life, the universe, everything. As my mentor…"
Sarek: "Yeah, look, my kid Saran-wrapped all the toilets at his school. I have to go to a parent-teacher conference. Never have kids."