"…a journey of self discovery and finding out what it means to be alive, to be human, to be a Starfleet officer, what it means to be a hero.”
Okay, bypassing all the "what is human?" stuff, this person has been second-in-command of a starship for seven years (and this is presumably not her first assignment), and still…

So there was no one working the door at the military contractor house party? Great, that's a 3-hour mandatory FG workplace security training class.

You're wearing a tank top: self-awareness is not a burden.

Where's Husky, Ranger's fan, and RA In Your Dorm With 6 Years Seniority?

All four of you standing there doing nothing, you look like the attractive yet non-threatening, racially diverse cast of a CW show. -Cat Grant

You're dating your calculus teacher? I bet that's a lot of drama; so many problems to work out.

-I was told there would be no math.
-It's The Ringer. No comment section, no love.
-Demolition Man is on the list, and there is nothing bad about that movie. Don't hate just because you don't get the three seashells bit.

Unwritten rule: You call the strike zone right, you don't get a baseball in the boys, ump. Everyone knows this.

Putin shakes his head "no" in the background.

Sam would have never left visual distance of Rosie Cotton, and the Fellowship would have failed.

The Mummy remake could have saved SO much on their special effects budget.

There's just no way that thousands upon thousands of women will visit his gravesite; his gleeful cover of "In the Ghetto" tarnished his legacy.

It is a gorgeous movie, and Hopkins was pretty great, compared to Keanu, who is "acting" in a movie nobody wants to be watching.

To be fair, who wouldn't fall in love with Winona Ryder?

How is no one doing a "Varney the Vampire; or, the Feast of Blood" adaptation? That's 232 chapters of gothic horror craziness, or 20 seasons on Starz.

On paper, Blade: Trinity must have seemed like a win: Snipes, that smartass Reynolds, Parker Posey, eye candy Biel, Triple H, vampire Pomeranians. It even has Patton Oswalt! And it was so, so bad.

So, Pearl Mackie as Mina Murray and Peter Capaldi as a foul-mouthed Abraham Van Helsing?

Three, and that animatronic version that kept smacking Sajak.

Cheryl: Yes, I spent like every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about Abraham Lincoln. Apparently, slavery was pretty awesome.
Malory: Prove it.
Sterling: What's to prove? It's free labor.

Well then who, precisely, is going to cut the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos' hand and sweep the Black Widow off her feet, huh? Not one of the various Chrises.