That's very brave of you to wear clothes even though they bring you shame.

Yes, it's similar to heroin. People practice, train, and sacrifice in order to shoot heroin. People earn college scholarships in order to shoot heroin in front of sold-out stadiums. When you're drafted into the National Heroin League, you cry and hug your mother. John Elway could have focused on heroin and been…

I'm sure Wylie would admit that he benefited from the increased exposure to skating, but nobody should think the ends justified the means.

- What would you expect? Bright smile…."Hey Tonya! That whole conspiring to ruin my dream with a vicious attack…..water under the bridge. Good luck and let's grab lunch after this warmup, girlfriend!"

"I liked Harding's anecdote about being criticized by judges for what she wore to competition."

I did feel bad for Tonya's tough childhood, but she was/is a delusional liar.

Love the "Dennis Miller: Black and White" mention. If you're younger than about 35, forget everything you know about Dennis Miller, and watch that special. It's hilarious.

"30 Rock" did blackface twice - both times with Jenna Maroney. Did everyone lose their shit on that, too? Honest question.

Well, one of the, anyway. Just to test, I scrolled up and looked at it again, and cracked up, again.

The photo up top is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I'm so glad that I saw the episode first, though.

"I hate this stupid song" - ok
"I hate this stupid song and anyone who likes it is a milquetoast loser who doesn't 'get' music like my friends and I do" - douche

I'm all for bagging on this song, but this guy is a total dick for all of his "my taste is better than their taste" bullshit.

The comparison is goofy because the US Women were the favorites and the US Men were gigantic underdogs.

The "Music That Nobody Cared About in 1983 - And Still Don't Today" feature you're looking for is here:  http://www.avclub.com/artic…

With this song, Def Leppard perfected something that Van Halen might have invented:  music that rocks hard enough for the dudes, with catchy hooks for the ladies.

I bet the ratio of Kid Actor: Messed-up Adult is the same as Not-Kid Actor: Messed-up Adult.  Kid Actor is just more visible.

The only other band that has watered its own brand down this much is Aerosmith.

I wish that Van Halen would have changed its name the moment David Lee Roth left the band.  That way, when I talk about loving Van Halen, nobody would ask me "Roth or Hagar?"  Also, when I hear that an FM station is about to play some Van Halen, I could breathe easy, knowing that Sammy Hagar is not about to ruin my…

I hear that.  If I have a son, I'll play him that song when he turns 13.  "Do you hear this guy?  Being the shoulder to cry on, calling her boyfriend a dick, pretending to be her friend while harboring a huge crush? Thinking that if you hang around long enough she'll magically become romantically attracted to you…

Let me start by saying I loved the Descendents' early records.