It amazes me that the Tea Party types aren't all over this. Places like Walmart are, literally, creating all those food stamp recipients that they hate.

I have an uncle who's a big shot attorney who gives tons of money to liberals and liberal causes (enough to get invites to both Clinton inaugural balls). He apparently does this to assuage his guilt at being the lead litigator for Satan Crushes the Little Guy, Attorneys at Law.

I have the hardest time convincing my sister-in-law, who loves Palmer (and Neil Gaiman), of what a terrible person she is.

The other day at work, someone said that they were 'voluntold' to do something. Definitely adding that word to my lexicon.

Back in the days when I did smoke (I quit in 1980. Get off my lawn.), I was utterly incapable of rolling a joint. Couldn't even do it with a rolling machine. Luckily, my roommate had a vast collection of bowls.

Well, there was that one time where Buckaroo Banzai stopped that show because he sensed someone wasn't have a good time.

You can literally see his pupils turning into little cartoon hearts in that scene. Just amazing.

I just recently actually listened to the lyrics to that song (GotG soundtrack dontcha know) and was like WTF?

Why does the font on the AV Club look like shit all of sudden?

Does this show get better? I'm on the 5th or 6th episode of the first season and, frankly, it doesn't seem very good. It has its moments, but much of the acting is pretty stiff and at least half of the plot lines are Bran-on-Game-of-Thrones boring.

Yeah, The Island is easily the best Michael Bay movie. Not that it's good…

Yeah, that's Henry. When I saw him he started at exactly 7:00 PM (the time on the tickets) and didn't stop until 10:00 PM. I don't even remember him having water on the stage.

Well, Ace Frehley influenced a shitload of guiitarists over the years. Then again, it might have been the Destroyer album that started it, so maybe Dick Wagner actually did all the heavy lifting.

I hated The Big Chill, but Grand Canyon is the one that made me hate Kasdan.

Actually it was 11 holes-in-one on his first round.

Yeah, Guitar Center generally doesn't even put the vintage guitars on the same wall as all the new ones.

Yeah, when you think about the lyrics, you do tend to die a little inside.

Oh, I love the song. I just know that it's terrible. It's like Kiss — they're clearly awful, but I can't help myself.

Not to keep beating a dead horse, AV Club, but I'd be willing to bet that a whole lot more people reading this site have heard Dick Wagner's work than have seen Marilyn Burns' filmography.

The rule of thumb I've heard is half your age plus 7. As luck would have it, that's exactly how old my wife was when we started dating.