You know what's missing from this list? 'Let Go' by BOC. Wait, this isn't a list of terrible songs by otherwise great bands? Never mind then.

Still no Dick Wagner obit? I realize that he played with the much-hated-around-these-parts Aerosmith and Kiss, but he did also play with your precious Lou Reed for fuck's sake.

Oh, it's definitely common courtesy to let people know either way. But no one ever does.

I was unemployed for 2 years, from 2009 to 2011. Hundreds of resumes, dozens of interviews. I don't think anyone ever called me back once I was out of the running.

Don't think I can say it's the best album, but Walls is probably my favorite Petty song.

Episode VII - Between Time and Tatooine

Jimmy Page used to talk about wanting Led Zeppelin to sound "tight, but loose." The studio version of "Still Alive and Well", fit that tight-but-loose thing better than Zeppelin was ever able to do (on record anyway). RIP Johnny.

This appears to be missing the weirdness that Gilliam brings to all his films. So while this might be dramatically satisfying, there's no way it's going to be anywhere near as entertaining as Gilliam's film. .

And Salton Sea has this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You should hear rabbits, that's way worse. (Yes, my cat is an inveterate serial killer.)

Why wouldn't they? The job he has to be in New England for only lasts 16 weeks a year.

This. You start a foundation so that 150 years from now, you're still sending underprivileged kids to college or something.

I came up with a saying this year for how cold it got in this past winter: It's colder than a yeti's twat. Of course, you have to use the British pronunciation of twat - rhymes with hat, not rhymes with hot.

Christopher Plummer's performance in The Insider is one of my favorite things ever. He doesn't look or sound anything like Mike Wallace, yet he WAS Mike Wallace.

Disney sends them to annual pass holders for free, so at least we're not paying for them. (Ours is on the refrigerator, held there by magnet.)

Google "Michelle Obama is a man" and you'll see lots of "proof" along with such gems as this:

Isn't it because he's gay-married to Michelle, who's actually a man? You can tell by the length of her fingers or some shit.

The one in MA is now the Xfinity Center.

No, Mansfield, MA

An old boss of mine used to have season-long VIP tickets at The Tweeter Center. He didn't like Ozzfest, so we got his tickets 5 years in a row. The bathrooms in the VIP area were air conditioned and kept clean. The only down side is that these experiences ruined concerts for me, since now I don't want to ever not…