With ahe first major script from Kurtzman and Orci.

Dude most of the deaths in the first Mummy are pretty brutal, even if they're just implied. He's sucking the organs out of still-living people.

Rick throwing the chair at Beni will never not make me laugh.

Maria Bello could do a great job in a dark, gritty, mean action-thriller that let her play to her strengths but she's totally lost in a big family adventure. She just has no idea that the fuck her character is supposed to be and it doesn't help that the screenplay gives her nothing to work with.

I like the conclusion, but I still find it odd that Ardeth Bey just sort of gets written out of the conclusion for a fake sacrifice gag instead of actually being involved with the climax. Shouldn't he be mixing it up in the end like everyone else?

"and the willingness of the film to get surprisingly gruesome at times (even if it's more implied than shown)"

No matter how many times I see Erick Avari in something I'll always go "It's the Curator from The Mummy!"

This is not a journalism website that pretends to be "fair and balanced" about society. It's a pop culture criticism/news site that clearly favors one side over the other.

That's a slippery slope though. Plenty of people who claim to be part of the tolerant left attack and berate people who they don't agree with using that kind of argument style.

Normally I'd agree with you, but that fucking haircut goes beyond reasonable human tastes.

"Take out one of their champions because he said a bad word."

Maybe not a leading role, but his hammitute in Jack Ryan Shadow Recruit was bad enough as supporting.

So, still no Bloodline review, huh?

And this is why I cut all ties to the "community" and never looked back. I'm not playing that game anymore.

It makes the book sound like it's about Hawkeye fighting the 1% with his team of #woke teenage sidekicks, like that fucking terrible Champions book Waid is writing.

I mean my mom has read enough cheesy romance novels near me to know that plenty of women write men that way. Then again, men don't get written about that way in books that aren't fuck fantasies, so I get her point.

Yeah, I'm never happy about inclusion being used as a weapon for purity tests.

Welcome to Tumblr, home of "These characters shared oxygen in the same room they must wanna fuck" mentality.

It's more Bugs Bunny sexuality then anything defined.

No, Stay In Your Lane has become "If you are not X, do not write about X because you're taking a opportunity from a writer who is X just by existing."