WA-CHAH

I can't believe it's finally back.

Remember everyone, if a man can enjoy a female hero then it doesn't count! Smashing the patriarchy is the sole function of women in art!

The score is pretty good at least.

I always heard that they always planned to kill him off and that they essentially tricked Seagal into signing on so when he actually read the script and tried to leave, the producers forced him to stay.

"Bomb means fuck you in Polish."

"Do NOT fire…at the NUCLEAR DEVICE!"

That yo-yo scene has been burned into my memory for like 12 years.

Executive Decision is the platonic ideal of what you want when an editor directs an action movie. That fucker moves.

Glimmer Man is amazing. It should be on the same level of Seagal camp nonsense as On Deadly Ground, it's like if McBain from the Simpsons starred in a remake of Se7en.

"Can I have a cookie?"

SHITTTT PUSHEDDDD INNNNNN

Chain Reaction is mostly just worth it for the cast of character actors Davis got. Fred Ward, Brian Cox, Morgan Freeman…you get those guys in a movie, I'll pay attention to what you're doing even if it isn't great.

Because he's not playing a hyper-competent Gerard Butler action lead, he's playing Jason Statham in Snatch so he gets to be a weird fuckup.

Unforgettable was so monumentally disappointing. John Dahl with that cast should have been a classic, but god that thing just flopped on the floor.

He seems to be both.

YOU SHUN OF A BISH, I KNEW IT WASH YOU!

I can't wait for everyone who hasn't read to books to go see the film and get all the genocide, brutality, depressing mental illness, and GOT levels of named characters sudden death thrown in their faces. Those books are some fucked-up shit, even by comparison to grim adult fantasy fiction.

Literally anything is appropriated when it's used by "Alt_Right_69" and "MAGAman23." That argument is moronic in a modern context where anything can be appropriated by any subgroup in an instant.

It's literally just a dumb, random joke. That's it. It's not actually connected with goddamn racism.