It's amazing that someone managed to make "A Talking Goat?!" actually work in a horror film.

"You're going to look like Optimus Prime!"
"…'s dick?"

Narrator Returns worships Allen, dude.

I mean we all know he's an expert on wine.

Nah, I remember this thing being in development for a while though. I feel like it like may have bounced around a couple different services before landing on Hulu.

Burn Notice taught me that cheap throw-away cellphones are the most versatile pieces of tech around with a little tweaking.

jesus christ ray

Yes, the Twitter and Tumblr mob justice for of protest is so much better and in no way the modern form of censorship enforced by lunatics. But as long as "we're" doing it to "them" that makes it okay, because it goes from a witch hunt to being entirely reasonable.

At least Singer can put together a decent set-piece or sequence.

Don't Breathe was a waste of atmosphere. The direction was gorgeous but the script was nonsensical and the characters were all awful.

I found all the action scenes hilarious. The rest of this movie was so childishly dark and sedate but every time we got a fight scene it turned into Commando on crystal meth with cars being thrown into other cars and Batman hitting Superman with toilets.

Jai Courtney is legitimately good in it. I feel like he's going to have a strong second act career with character actor roles, if Reacher and Suicide Squad are any indication.

One of the last truly insane cult films made without a hint of irony. If that film was made now it would be filled with winking jokes about how nuts it is, but Gans is just the right level of genuinely talented and fucking insane to treat that script like an art film.

It does have serious issues with telling a basic A-B-C story(outside of the first season I have no idea what the plot has been about) but the characters and style are strong enough to not make me care too much.

It's the hair.

The short version:

Somehow implying that the show actually remembers he exists beyond the occasional one-line reference.

I'm so-so on Rene, but I'm a big fan of Wild Dog as a comic character so I hope he sticks around.

"Court's adjourned."

Those punches were brutal. The man can still kick some serious ass.