Oh shit. never even considered that :(

Or … late book fees. He was overseas for years.

Was this in the show? I don't remember that one. Was it part of what the witch told her?

Tully! Fill the man's shorts with maester dump!

Man, there's a show I totally forgot about.

Shall we play a game? Of thrones? A thrones game?

Well, her dumbass husband got tricked by an artist into having sex with a pig on national TV, thus becoming the only thing anyone will think of in reference to her and their kid for the rest of their lives. And she told him not to.

I was really struggling with episode 6, but my energy and enthusiasm has been completely renewed after these last two, strikingly different chapters.

How many dark, unknowable roads has Wally Brando scooted his motorbike down? Is he out there right now, clearing the way for all of us?

Just making a note that Phil and Liz's total ignoring of anything involving Henry is starting to strain belief. I know they have a lot on their plates, but come on. He's on the phone all the time, he just
totally surprised them with his math acumen, etc. I'm sure it's going somewhere, but it's been a lone weak note…

He was sweeping, you sons of bitches! He was sweeping!

You may be right.

He hates this Jeff Daniels! Stay away from the Jeff Daniels!

"Left ME? My dude, you were writhing in pain — lava pain — on a beach when I left you. I like your helmet, though."

Now that you're out of prison, what are your plans?

I'm right with you there, but having seen Ep. 7 and Rogue One, it seems pretty clear Disney doesn't want anything remotely close to deviating from the status quo or exactly what the average dum dum expects of a Star Wars movie.

I blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol.

A smile creeps across Lando Calrissian's face - "Annnd how."

He's a fan of little people and the Irish, but weirdly hates leprechauns.

You'd be wrong.