There's also a Double Secret Diary that Laura wrote while serving a week's probation for smoking in the girls' room. It's mostly about game shows and whatever daytime TV she was watching.

Yep. And it's on a whole other level in this one.

I'm not giving up on the show or anything, but man did I really not need to see that kid getting hit by the truck. And then the terrible reaction shots from the community college actors — or whatever that was supposed to be. Is Lynch really into stilted, noticeably bad acting now? I"m not sure.

Couple pops from an ax and it turns into a saw blade? Eh. But again, DJ Qualls.

It would be impossible to cut someone's head off like that, in those circumstances. Unless the head belonged to DJ Qualls. So good casting, I guess.

Knows what tentacle-porn is, but doesn't know what manga is. Hmm.

I'm not familiar (of course), but he seemed to land on a unusually specific NON-tentacle example of hentai while searching for tentacle porn. Just bad luck I guess!

His wife you mean?

It's taken this long for ACTUAL VICTIMS to get to the stand, and only two out of dozens were allowed to testify for whatever dumb reason. You think there's a lot of women who weren't assaulted who are eager to subject themselves to a public trial? Unless it was a prominent voice or extraordinary circumstance, the…

Although there is a bird on the hood. A magnificent bird.

Cooper and Truman watched Audrey Horne saunter away from them early in the series (the pilot?). Not sure if it was connected to the lady FBI agent's scene exit or not, but with Lynch I wouldn't be surprised. What we're supposed to take from it I don't know, except maybe that not much has changed.

I actually went looking on iTunes for the song "Soul on Ice" a couple months ago, and I swear what's there is not the right song. You've been warned.

A Burger King bathroom? That wasn't a Congressman, to my knowledge.

No mom or food item would be worth dealing with that kid though. He failed to put himself into the equation.

OMG guys, I'm a read this article, but first … LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

It's not just this show, it's every show or movie set in this period, but it triggers me every time: Women dragging their dress through the muck as we saw Lorna Bow do this episode. Must be a real dickens to clean!

I love that movie so much. Clooney will never out-do it. And he should be cool with that.

It's exactly what you think it is, and even more unbelievable.

Yo Mr. Pink, no tip?!?!

"I’ve always loved the boos that Jack/Jefferson gets after this line, delivered as Thomas Jefferson: 'America, which I invented…'"