What up youtube, it's ya boy Jesse Custer here with today's Word!

Humperdoo was the 25th great-grandson of Jesus, or some such. He wasn't the baby born to Jesus and the woman. Plenty of time for incest.

GUY IN BAR SWEPT

*puts on Umbro cleats*

He must not have been home. I was flipping around the channels last night and saw him in that current Kevin James sitcom.

Do you like cats?

"I'm actually not a huge fan of Lock, Stock although I think Snatch is his best movie by far."

The question is if it's worth it putting together reasoned opinions and having a conversation with someone saying Aronofsky is a hack and anyone not agreeing is uneducated. I can't argue with his decision on the matter.

This is the Walter, and this is the well …

It might just be that I'm reading KAVALIER AND CLAY right now, but I really want there to be a sneering, upper-class bastard with a magic yellow rubber glove attached to his left hand. And he's headed to Twin Peaks.

The lady Grail agent spying on the gang looks like a Steve Dillon drawing come to life. The hair definitely helps.

What killed pop punk was albums mostly featuring bands that most Green Day and Offspring fans never knew existed? Did I get that right? Uh no.

Fat comps were always better, too.

"We tried hard for a long time" … AKA, it's been long enough since the Jennifer Lawrence/Passengers rumors for us to safely announce this thing.

Being single might not matter, from the sound of it.

EXPLAIN

If there's a hardcore TP fanbase otherwise unfamiliar with Lynch who are still hanging in there, I doff my cap to them.

Buffalo Bill would needed to be in about every scene in the movie for even a chance at that statement being true.

Tyrion had a bit of a run to make that happen. Better hustle.

Exactly. It was likely to cost him his life, but it wasn't stupid in terms of the war. Shush up, Tyrion.