Also, whenever I show up to a place that I was expecting to be more crowded—a party or a bar, for example—I always say "Hey, where did everybody go?" in a Philly accent.

Brigantine Castle, anyone?

My own personal pipedream was to have two sons whose first and middle names, respectively, would be Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne.

"Wolfman's got nards!"

Have you seen Little Mac's lower body? His package alone would put him in the light heavyweight division.

McSmearbritches makes a good argument, but he lost me a little when he indirectly referred to O.J. as an "artist."

Bruuuuuuuuuce
This might be impossible to do given all the keyboards and saxophones on his songs, but I can't believe there wouldn't be a huge market for a Guitar Hero: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band.

I dunno. Buddy of mine worked on something for weeks with John Corbett, and said he was a pretty cool dude.

There's a movie more self-absorbed than Clerks?

I also love it when anti-evolution fundamentalists who want to teach intelligent design in our schools get things like flu vaccines…since the science used to create said vaccine is completely grounded in evolutionary theory, shouldn't these "evil"-ution guys go without it, just on principle?

Ocean of cats: I generally agree with you on two of the three moments you just can't stand about "Scrubs," but I've gotta take issue with the first. JD dumping Elliott may have reeked of poor planning on the part of the character, but it was pretty realistic. JD didn't think it through when he decided to get with…

Saying something is miles better than X-Men 3 is like saying something smells better than raw sewage.

Elizabethan.

No, man, Necrobutcher sucks a fat pig dick. He's the reason we have swine flu in the first place.

After reading this thread, it occurs to me that this really is one of the most quotable movies I know.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

@This Justin:

Damn, I really wish that when you guys all complain about actors complaining about how hard they have it, that you would substitute the words "movie star" for "actor." I am so sick of reading these conversations.

The poor man's Shaquille O'Neal.

There's nothing sexually ambiguous about the Pet Shop Boys.