Little gifts life throws your way
'"What does 'kitsch' mean?" Estrada asked, while I struggled not to have an irony-induced heart attack.'

I'm right there with Admiral Neck…well said.

It never occurred to me before, but you're right: he is the perfect Reed Richards.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had ALL he could eat?

Chico, I'm not going to shower you with the (rather surprising) vitriol that seems to be piling up here, but I do have to correct you on one point: the sex scene from the movie was not, as you assert, "straight from the graphic novel." Yes, in the book they had sex on the Owlship at the same point in the plot, but…

…if you like "the" movie.

@Kid Dada: I agree, Watchmen is far from the worst Alan Moore-inspired adaptation. But it still pisses me off the most because of its hubris. The other films were never marketed with the pomposity of Watchmen's marketing, nor were their directors quite so complicit in the hucksterism as Snyder was (at least not to…

Daredevil is undoubtedly a worse movie than Watchmen, but Watchmen still offends me more. DD never pretended to be anything more than the piece of crap that it is. Watchmen? Not so much.

I dunno, the ladies I got with in college were not the acne-ridden little nerd girls some of you imagine…they were actually pretty hot, by and large. The were freaks, too, but the kind of freaks you hear referenced in rap songs. And if some of them were geeky, well, so am I, and I think it's a fair bet that if you…

As well you should.

As a former college a capella guy myself, I'll back up kebabs there. I never got so much play in my life as when I was in that group, not only at my own school, but at so many of the schools we visited on tour.

My dad took me to see 'Superman' at the local cinema when I was 4 years old, which you'd think would be fine, but they showed a trailer for 'The Deer Hunter' before the movie!

I've always had a soft spot for "Death Warrant" myself.

Die in the last house on the right, which, coincidentally, is on fire.

I have heard from reliable sources that this is true.

Not to get too defensive, but I lost touch with a lot of those people because we were all piss poor, and moving around the country or the world without the time or the resources to let everyone else know where we were. This was also in the days before email was as commonplace as it is now…the only email account I had…

If I may intercede…I think, Lemur, that you may misunderstand the full potential of Facebook, and Chaepraf, you might want to ease up on the caffeine intake. Or reconsider your decision to quit smoking.

I never saw Death at a Funeral, but it's always puzzled me why so many people insist on making shows and movies that are only "black" versions of crappy "white" shows and movies. If you are a minority group, and you want a show that represents and speaks to your people, couldn't you do better than following the…

Could it be the The Citizen Kane of superhero movies?

I agree with Shredder. Sarah Palin is a good-looking woman, hot even, but her personality knocks her squarely in the "unsexy" category.