Exactly how I imagine it—thanks, Cheech.

He grew up in Hibbing.

Dinklage is a dreamy man with an unfortunate name.

Swiss Colony beef log, baby, that's what christmas is all about
South Park Xmas songs are among my standards, mostly because when I play them my mom laughs until she cries. She's a proper lady but Cartman singing "it is the NIGHT, with the Christmas trees and PIE!" (or "pah") really makes her lose her shit and it's…

I like "Xmas Rapping,' too—also, Rufus Wainwright's "Spotlight on Xmas."

Hell yes to this movie.

Whatever, still love it.

Parma, thanks a million—I just read it. I knew this movie was going to be terrible, but wow, I never imagined anything like that. The bracing awfulness of that movie plot is gonna affect my whole day…yikes.

Sweetie, you know the ladies around here go for Hodgman—my guess is you're just acting out b/c you're bitter at the AVC for the moment. It's cool. We'll never hang out with JH, but we get a daily multidose of mbs.

this is not a joke nor an attempt at cleverness
Someone please tell me what the fuck happens in this movie—I can't find a decent summary and I'll never see it. I have not been able to cobble the actual story together from the vague tripe provided in the ads and it's annoying the crap out of me. "Spoil" it, someone,…

cherry coke penis guy: I probably should've predicted that joke, but I didn't and it really got me. Kudos, sir.

28, 5

You mean if the script of "Spinal Tap" referenced "Arrested Development"?

Lemur, I did enjoy Shitwolf. What a fantastic name.

Wow, it just got really political around here.

Huh? Are—are you trolling?

Miller, I'm in, too.

But not 'Dragnet', right? Tell me no one hates 'Dragnet'.

I'm not thoroughly sold on this Rod Stewart-as-guilty-pleasure thing. He made some good shit, made some bad shit. I like a lot of it. If you swoon to "Broken Arrow," ok, feel guilty, and that American Songbook business, too. But "In a Broken Dream"? I judge those who don't love that song.

Thanks. As long as Streep doesn't reveal to Adams in the end that the whole investigation into Hoffman's actions was some dehumanizing meta experiment meant to fuck with her head, I'm probably okay.