They couldn't think of Spankenstein?

1) Jorge—my friend and I, German lit grad students, CANNOT get enough of that rock opera. He's a warrior of words taking a staa-aa-and…

I love WW of Wash so hard…oh Dean Stockwell, I'll love you through furrier and through…normaler.

Shucks, guys! Where are my Halloween songs, Dan?

"Amadeus In Space" was totally my favorite. I wanna see that so much now.

how about lilly and eddie munster?
Sitcom vampires? Is that what they were, anyway?

Those movies WERE good…were they based on graphic novels or something?

The A.V. Club hates Kafka? I heard he was all about blaxploitation vampire flicks.

I was a little too old for Goosebumps when they came out but I used to read a lot of Christopher Pike in about 4th or 5th grade—I think now it was just because he had a lot of sex in his books, or at least it seemed that way to the curious preteen mind, and parents weren't aware of it. Young girls like some steamy…

I thought of "Bunnicula" right away too! Then thought of the killer bunnies from "Holy Grail."

Jay, I forgot that one, it was excellent.

Kareebs, I now wish that were the story of the first time I got drunk/high/shot up/gave hand jobs next to a telecommunications tent for cash—that'd be so cool. Unfortunately, I got my start years before Tesh came into my life.

It totally is—those who haven't seen it might be surprised.

I'm delighted, but it's really all thanks to the Interwebs!

The confusion tends to spring from my esteem with which I brim for each of you—I shall now refer to you collectively as Jorler. Or do you think Mil-hay works better?

I'll watch it when it's on TV, promise.

Sit yourself at my knee, yeah!, and you shall be told. It was whatever year the Olympics were in Atlanta ('96?) and there was some torch-passing celebration going on in MN (maybe the torch went through all 50 states that year, I don't recall). My friend's family was volunteering there, passing out swag for the…

Son of a bitch! That's the second time I've called you Jorge, Miller! I shall drink 10 Miller High Lifes as penance.

Dudes, didn't Jorge just mean that the guy's shirt indicated he might be up for some face-punching? Because people who like certain violence-oriented bands like to punch faces? That's how I read it.

That's an awful story. Hey, at least you didn't get dumped and then have to watch John Tesh!