Ooh! But the worst show I've actually witnessed: John Tesh. Not joking right now.

Classic trolling, from the misspelled username to the irrational slam on Modell to the racist black box interpretation.

"Nice to see you, Liz, let's chitchat! What's that, man trouble, bootcut jeans, fun! Bye!"

Ooh, mbs, keep calling me 'son' and we'll see where this goes.

my own fault
I bought a ticket to Atmosphere at the Newport in Columbus, went in, couldn't make it through the 6 opening rap acts (most unfamous touring rappers or duos are touchingly passionate about their work and no. damn. good.), walked outside and wasn't let back in, not even with my ticket and wristband. Lame…

That's my job.

I liked Dwight's 1-cent raises.

I agree that it needs defining because I've learned what it means about 12 times and always forget and have to look it up.

I also enjoy "assface." Best when yelled.

I love him so. I'll be voting for Barack 3 times as a result of this ad, and you guys KNOW how much I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!!!

I don't know what this says about me but that "fin" bit totally slays me.

Well that's just cold Katzelmacher because I posted before you.

ooooh
Want the Fassbinder.

put your plate on it
I too was obsessed with RRM in high school—I remember the first time my friends and I watched Avenging Disco Godfather (which I now proudly own on DVD)—when he appeared in his full glory in the Blueberry Hill, my friend breathed "He's the avenging disco SOMEthing."
In graphic arts class, in the…

You rat soup-eatin' motha-FUCKA!

I love the Motown primer idea.

If you're watching them sing, though, I believe that the creepy edge of the lead vocals is also softened by the laidback group dancing.

because ladies love the desperation
I love how when Stubbs sings to Bernadette, it sounds like he's trying to convince her to recall the same intensity of love he's experienced with her in order to keep her around. Like "Remember how our moments together have been the most superlatively amazing ones anyone's ever…

Will you take this postcard I've written to College Me that tells me not to go to grad school? What do you think, should 17 cents cover it?

Dude, that's a nice story…it might put Bruce over the top in terms of winning this overall Q&A (because everything's a contest).