Attractive lesbians are a total antigasm. Especially when they INSIST on rimming other attractive lesbians whilst naked.

I have exactly ten million dollars.

I absolutely could not stand Sue the first several times I watched this show. She seemed to have taken her cues from the Disney Channel school of child acting; the bigger you mug, the funnier it is.

Roy? Nope.
He'll always be Lance to me.

Can't Stop, Won't Stop
Laughing at that photo.

I believe the intended word was "ersatz" instead of "erstwhile." Common mistake.

Nuggers?

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Can this be the picture for every James Franco story from now on? It pretty much sums it all up.

Eh, I can see it. "…and my jean shorts" works when tacked on to pretty much any request or directive; i.e. "Can you get me a Nutty Bar, and my jean shorts?" or "Bring me a copy of the Vandelay file, and my jean shorts."

Chuck Klosterman gave "Revolver" an A+ in his guest review of the Beatles box set. And maybe to one other Beatles album…?

There are differences: Louise is unhinged, anarchic, and intelligent; Gene is enthusiastic and weird; Tina is socially inept and has no sense of propriety.

Go for the hilarity and romantic comedy hijinks, stay for the massive Brooklyn Decker cleavage.

Goddamnit, Flaubert… I was trying to drink my coffee, and now I need a new keyboard.

FindingCoffee, I could not agree with you more. But, who knows; she could wind up being perfect in the role. Let's hope so.

Construction on the amusement park will have to halt briefly while The Franco perfects the nanopolymer that will be used to make the world's tallest swing ride. The swings will be custom-designed by Franco to be both aesthetically pleasing in a way that ushers in a new artistic movement, as well as to cure any back…

No one's gonna be able to handle Gary Busey because he's too real.

What you call a collision… I call the rape of the natural world.

ohboy, I believe Ted's series-destroying track record has come up in an interview with him, though for the life of me I can't recall which publication was doing the interviewing. Someone with the wherewithal and chutzpah to do a Google search could solve this!

Ahhhh… You make an excellent point; I had not even considered that. I still think he would've canceled it altogether even if she was older, but it may not have appeared as justified and he might have relented on the cancellation without all the hijinks that had to ensue to get him to pick the show back up.

Push-ups, for one. Pretty much anything that would strengthen the pectoral muscles from what I understand.