Nope, you got it exactly right, Sarkazein.

Jerry's comparison of looking at cleavage to looking at the sun is one of the truest things ever said on the show.

Also would have made it less creepy? Not making the character 15. The point of the joke is that George gets caught looking at the guy's niece's cleavage; she doesn't have to be 15 for that to be funny.

Younger Jennifer Connelly's breasts were indeed a gift from God, sent to comfort us all. As were younger Teri Hatcher's I'm sure.

Sam Rockwell dancing to Got to Give It Up in Charlie's Angels and Sam Rockwell in all of GalaxyQuest are the two bits of cinema that solidified Sam Rockwell's awesomeness in my head.

Caroline Dhavernas, charismatic?
Clearly you've never seen her in "Out Cold."

Well of course bullies have higher self-esteem; they're typically bigger and typically get away with terrorizing their peers. So they figure they must be better and are therefore able to internally justify their actions. Most of the bullies I knew in school came from rich families and were quite skilled at knowing…

Blue pubes? They sure as shit better be blue. What's the point of this otherwise?

Cabspaintedyellow clearly had things to say.

Evenin', bitches.

Beekeepers are actually quite influential; they can put thousands of bees to sleep at once using special gas. But it does not kill them.

Ahh, Horowitz. He still got that lazy eye where one's looking one way and the other's looking…? Yeah… He'll use that.

I can see why he hid it; he enjoyed fantasy football and she would probably make fun of him for doing fantasy football. He didn't want to risk getting mocked, so he just hid it. He doesn't trust her with his feelings enough to share what he enjoys, and she doesn't trust him because he sneaks around.

@Skank SInatra - doing the face, and quietly whispering "Chambliss/Preibus" in the voice.

While I may not agree with his ultimate grade, I too am a fan of The Nuge's writing. I say give him a regular show if only for the possibility of more bon mots like "smirking butthead John Hensen…"

fastandsloppy's opinion is both humble and absolutely correct. Brunettes for the win.

Tron: Moose Knuckle

It's the severe yearly temperature swing; going from 100 in the summer to -20 in the winter makes us loopy.

EEEEEradicator!

Jack Sparrow drunk on the beach for two hours… pair him with Geoffrey Rush's Captain Barbossa and you could have yourself a dandy little drunk pirate buddy comedy.