Do you also say, "FROderick"?

The reason, of course, is that he has a Quatto.

I KNEW it!

La Pipe had the Thanksgiving I wanted.

You do not disappoint, fair lady of literature and hyperbolic praise.

Ugh. Flash mobs… What a stupid, stupid fad; even before they were appropriated as a marketing technique.

He didn't throw things a lot, but he has always been a very possessive guy when it comes to Camille.

AHAHAHAHA! A Detour Bar and a large wheatgrass!! That there is some classic MikeMartz1999.

Is this performance art? It has to be performance art. Or a staggeringly misguided attempt at viral marketing. To wit, some of MikeMartz1999's assertions:

Saw them when they came to Minneapolis a couple years ago. It was a stunningly funny show. Absolutely fucking hilarious.

Catface; you got an avatar!

I have seen that shirt and am jealous that at one point you owned it.

I'ma go with Kevin and Dave together, possibly Mark individually. Or Kevin. Or Dave.

WINC

Oh boy do I ever disagree about the man's voice.

Bag of Hammers, I like what your avatar is about.

@Elitist Trash: that's actually exactly what happened in the post-RotJ expanded Star Wars universe. Then a badass Grand Admiral came in and nearly toppled the New Republic, then the Emperor was reborn and re-killed, then some more stuff happened, then half the galaxy was killed in an invasion by extra-galactic aliens.

The answer is "very." It would have been very badass.

Close, Dumbledore Calrissian, but that was Jane Doe and Fred Kwan. And "Kwan"'s not even his real name.

No, no, no Fritzy-Poo; pay attention. There's CONSTANT sex in Heaven. It's just not necessarily with the person you married on Earth.