I'm with Monkeylint on this one. Nick and Lindsay's relationship was perfect precisely because it was so realistically doomed from the start. Pity-relationship, indeed.

Yoga fire, you've got a damn good idea there.

New arrived lots?? Be the jealousy of my friends! Tell them!

Seeing as how there are only 30 people total in the Metro area and 40 people in the whole state of Minnesota, this is highly likely that we've met. And yes, we probably hate each other's fucking guts. I'm glad we can admit and accept this.

Oh come now; that's not all it's good for. Lindsay Lohan was also quite fetching in that movie.

I dare say, Lemur, but Meg White verily has some of the finest bosoms mine eyes have ever beheld; like two wondrous alabaster globes filled to bursting with pudding.

Poppycock! You can give that polar bear a paddock the size of the entire zoo itself and he's so cracked that he would STILL be doing that routine. That, or the new digs will snap him out of it, he'll realize what he was reduced to (for decades apparently) and violently kill the first feeder that comes in, amazing…

New CHiPS
I really do hope the new version is exactly like the old one, but with terrorists; it just seems like what TV needs right now.

True Story: "Rockin Ranger of the Junior Jimmy Brigade" was almost my A.V. Club handle, but the relative length of the name is what ultimately dissuaded me.

@Ape Froman: that's true; you do get what you pay for. I freely admit I was one of those cake-eaters from Burnsville who was lucky enough to have parents that could afford to take me to the non-free zoo in Apple Valley once a summer, where I occasionally bought rocks at the gift store cuz I'm bad with money.

Just re-watched Season 5 and the only disappointing aspect of the first Johnny Johnson arc was how it ended. SPOILER ALERT on a ten-year old episode: he tells Jimmy he can take one employee from WNYX and then Johnny makes himself News Director?

Hoo doggy, Now the Fun Begins; be careful when claiming things that are worse than the Como Zoo. There are very, VERY few things worse than the Como Zoo. You are correct that the rides at said zoo are one of them, but the MOA Aquarium is not. The Aquarium is simply quaint, and kind of sad, but wins because it's…

Nina Hartley!

Close, but if it's Verhoeven there is no "or" when it comes to nudity. That shit is guaranteed.

I'm sure if they had just asked politely she would have obliged, without them having to resort to carrying her away like a common sacrificial virgin.

Hmm, that would probably explain the brown stuff that comes out of their ears.

BWA-HA! Classic… Cuz she probably has to pee a lot now that she's of an age where a spastic or weak bladder starts becoming an issue.

Careful, Binky's a saucy one… You may have your funky fanfare for her, but she will flay you with her razor-sharp wit if you look at her cross-eyed. Or so I've read… on… THE INTERNETS!

Hot damn - a sweater vest! Thank you, Donna; I shall never take it off. And confetti! This has gone better than I could have ever imagined!

My Very First Post as a Registered User
Woohoo! Today is the day I step forth from the cave of unregistered commentating, cast aside my old handle, and greet the world as a Registered User. I Couldn't be happier to post my first comment on my favorite A.V. Club column: Donna Bowman's weekly Newsradio recaps.