What if it's just a sexually charged embrace?

I like the new album; I'm happy I purchased it. It's got a sexy, mellow groove, with only one or two tracks I skip. Good background music, but also pays off if you listen more closely. It is an entertaining ode to getting it on with the one you love.

I shall eat nothing but mayoneggs until Mae Whitman is confirmed to be in these sequels.

If you wanted to burn this mother down and remake the country in your own image, @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus… well, I wouldn't object.

And it it on this day that my tears become real, at long last.

He just doesn't want photographers busting… [bugs eyes] … into his HOUUUUSE.

Goddamnit, @avclub-774c4a3e756c4d8f28b15a27ed4408c7:disqus! How am I supposed to discreetly peruse the AV Club at work while crying and convulsing with poorly-stifled laughter?

That's baby-makin' music right there…

Right, but who is this versus?

Indeed they do, Hat!

True Story: the Honey Crisp apple was invented at the University of Minnesota.
As an alumnus of that institution, I'm contractually obligated to mention this any time I encounter a discussion on Honey Crisp apples.

I'm not entirely convinced Neko Case isn't an angel fallen to Earth.

Based on that photo up above, I think I'm going to have to make Jenny Slate my next ex-wife.

According to a couple of websites that delve into the science of Star Wars, estimates based on the scaling in the movies place the diameter of the second Death Star at somewhere north of 900 kilometers. This would put it well within "small moon" size territory.

"Grand Moff Biden" has a delicious ring to it.

"Shut up, baby-dick!"

"Death to the opposition!"

"Death to the opposition!"

My brother actually went to Bethel with the twins, and our family and friends will never forgive him for not becoming friends with them so we could ask these very questions.

My brother actually went to Bethel with the twins, and our family and friends will never forgive him for not becoming friends with them so we could ask these very questions.