It's totally available on Blu-Ray in the US.  I have one!  You can too if you go to Amazon.

It's totally available on Blu-Ray in the US.  I have one!  You can too if you go to Amazon.

I prefer my Mystic Knights to have more Boingo and less whatever the hell Cobra is doing.

I prefer my Mystic Knights to have more Boingo and less whatever the hell Cobra is doing.

Unavailable?  My recently updated Netflix queue begs to differ.

Unavailable?  My recently updated Netflix queue begs to differ.

Weirdest lineup with the weirdest crowd mash-up I've ever seen:  Rage Against the Machine, Wu-Tang Clan, and…Atari Teenage Riot.

Weirdest lineup with the weirdest crowd mash-up I've ever seen:  Rage Against the Machine, Wu-Tang Clan, and…Atari Teenage Riot.

Spoiler:  He actually doesn't.  IS YOUR MIND BLOWN?

Spoiler:  He actually doesn't.  IS YOUR MIND BLOWN?

Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!

Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care!

There's a review for a movie called Pusher?  That can't be what it looks like.  If they were remaking Pusher, surely I would've heard about it.  Plus, who in their right mind would try to remake Pusher?  That's just absurd.

There's a review for a movie called Pusher?  That can't be what it looks like.  If they were remaking Pusher, surely I would've heard about it.  Plus, who in their right mind would try to remake Pusher?  That's just absurd.

I actually saw him in Jekyll and Hyde.  We bought the tickets many months in advance, when it was still Sebastian Bach in the role.  The Hoff was so unbelievably atrocious we actually left at intermission, despite those tickets costing something absurd like $200 each.  Every time he was onstage with the chorus, they…

I actually saw him in Jekyll and Hyde.  We bought the tickets many months in advance, when it was still Sebastian Bach in the role.  The Hoff was so unbelievably atrocious we actually left at intermission, despite those tickets costing something absurd like $200 each.  Every time he was onstage with the chorus, they…

Fun fact:  Dorothy Stratten left Paul Snider for the one and only Peter Bogdonovich.

Fun fact:  Dorothy Stratten left Paul Snider for the one and only Peter Bogdonovich.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford tanked because people don't know their asses from their elbows.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford tanked because people don't know their asses from their elbows.