I live in New England, but I know where Indiana is.

me want food
arrrgh

Had I made a mockery of a culture, like the Choco Taco?
Was I to rap as France was to Morocco?
Was I colon rap colon colon France colon Morocco?

P.L.U.R, y'all.

Personally, I don't think it gets any better than Didn't It Rain or The Lioness. But I went to public school, so what do I know?

Yesterday I was the world's greatest grandpa and today I'm not?

This article is missing Mr Show quotes…
It's like they say,

That line was tits.

I wonder if he was in on the joke

My pony won!
Woo hoo!

agreed.

Who do i have to sleep with to get a review of the new califone album?
Well?

24 is the highest number
and There's Nothing Wrong With Love is the best Built to Spill album.

The version of Virginia Reel Around the Fountain from that album is great too, despite its lack of Calvin Johnson.

I want to know what kind of role Robert Vaughn will have in this motion picture.

eh?
A female general?
played by Jessica Biel?

Jennifer gives me tingles in my erogenous zones, precisely because she can cook and will boss me around during secks.

and I could see the Talking Heads sharing a stage long before Andy Partridge sets foot on one again…

[slowly takes off monocle].

Jack, that cable is 10 stories high and covered with grease.