I would rather go on a drinking binge in foreign dive bars with John Lurie. Or go fishing with John. I imagine he would have interesting tales and he seems much more down to earth than a Vassar man.

I would do that only to get hair and moustache tips from Eckersley.

You forgot lazy, ugly and disrespectful.

Without trigonometry, there would be no engineering.

I liken Joe Pernice's voice to the white stuff in a whoopie pie. I was fine when you were just a cookie, but you just HAD to add creamy frosting. Now I have no choice but to wash you down with blueberry milk.

1 800 PIN DROP
You can bet the comments following a Tortoise review are a bigger sausage fest than a Rush concert.

Champion the Drinker would make a great band name.

Billy ray

This reminds me of something that happened back in St Olaf.

I play real sports.

I for one was drawn to the book a few years back, recalling a recommendation by my AP English teacher. What made me break out a finski for the used copy, however, was the portrait of the author as a young man. An erudite Dan Cortese beckoned me from the back cover.

Timothy Dalton cameo?!
We can only hope.

Just kiddin' folks
The funniest thing happened to me the other day. It was one of the first days of spring and the weather was just PERFECT, you know? So, I am standing on a street corner waiting for someone, when I see this hippie walking towards me.

Is this thing on?!
Q. How many Earth Firsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The adaptation of World According to Garp filled me with inertia, and I liked George Roy Hill's adaptation of Slaughterhouse 5.

Chivo Classic: Stay AWAY from Harrison Bergeron. Absolutely dreadful and a complete waste of time.

Be Here to Love Me
Has anyone seen Be Here to Love Me, the documentary about Townes Van Zandt? If the answer is no, then rent that beeyotch.

Is that what the Rambis Youth eat?

A copy of a copy of a copy
Clearly Wes Anderson is to blame.

The ghost of Gene Wilder
Mr. Wilder attempted to reach us to comment, but we wouldn't accept the charges.