50 First Dates is a fucking horror movie. That poor woman… waking up on some random boat every day, pregnant, confused and alone in a room with a VCR tape with the ominous note of "play me". Also, after her child is born, it has to suffer through re-meeting its mom every day.

The "Mary Sue" cries really chap my ass when we have Anakin "Conceived by the fucking Force itself" Skywalker. Much like rebellions are built on hope, Star Wars is built on Chosen Ones. Just this time it happens to be a woman and a few sad dudes flipped out.

Eh, with such tiny hands, why bother pulling a punch?

"Remember Boo Boo, we only have one weakness"
"What's that, Rat Fink"
"Hmmmm…. Bullets!"

Breakfast sooner, Walt Junior.

"And Soundwave just waited all that time for Megatron and the Decepticons to return?"

Classic Dome.

Maximum Overdrive isnt a GOOD movie, but it is a fun one. And it has a young Giancarlo Esposito killed by a video game!
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Nah, its a bullshit ending for little edgelords. Maybe he should have eaten his kid as well… that would be super grimdark!

in a surprise twist, it was actually the stone that was the Transformer.

While I'm tired of getting shitty Transformers movies, I think it's a little unfair to compare the Wednesday opening to the Friday takes of the previous installment. There's a reason Thursday night previews are normally rolled into the Friday total.

Who else is going to tie the knots?

The 1983 Red Box of D&D was available damn near everywhere through major retailers. I got mine at Toys R Us. B. Daltens, Waldenbooks, etc all carried it.

4E was a perfectly cromulent system presented in the worst possible way. The classes were definitely too homogeneous, but that looked like it was going to be revised over time. But there was no decent examples of non-combat play, and the adventures were all presented as ONLY a series of mini game skirmishes. If you…

To be fair, it really should boil down to what the character would do, vs. the player. I mean, *I* am not an elf, or a 800 pound cybernetics laced troll, or time traveling Juggalo with a genie bound inside a Faygo 2 liter….

I'm kinda bummed that the new version always turns you into a PC race. If you can't come back as a badger, it aint "real" D&D reincarnation. Harrumph!

Simple solution… marry another gamer. A doy!

Paranoia would be great redone as a boardgame like Betrayal at the House on the Hill.

While technically for Lava, I feel an enterprising DM can make the necessary house rules to convert them for magma use as well!

Probably any day now. I got my Savage World Rifts stuff (far better system) and there's even a fucking TORG kickstarter running now.