The only reason he cared to prove it existed was so that he could convince everyone to fight it. If he ends the threat then and there, no need to fart around with the traveling undead road show to form a coalition of people who want to kill each other.

There's always another prequel in the banana stand!

When Star Wars was originally released, it wasn't titled "Episode 4: A New Hope", just Star Wars, so technically it was also the first episode, and it also had the crawl. It's an homage to the old serials.

And if it stuck with it longer than 5 minutes, you might have a point. But a few minutes later there's laser swords slicing up robots. And also racist caricatures.

I dunno man, there's that story about how Wuher the bartender made some booze by fermenting Greedo and learned to love droids after all.

And also KOTOR 3 while they're at it!

They even make a meta joke about it, with Obi Wan complaining it's going to be boring then laughing that "well, the negotiations were short". Or whatever the line is, I'm too lazy to look it up.

Wait, did you say he's a wizard? Way to bury the lede Uncle Owen!

Palpatine raised them to pressure them into the Naboo blockade.

Don't speak ill of the undead… that's wraithist!

I'd love it if after they dragged it back, the wight just sat there the entire time, making Jon look like a jackass for carting around a pile of inanimate bones. "It was moving BEFORE guys! Seriously!"

He used it when he fought the hound before though, and I think it was mentioned by other characters as something he could do during Robert's rebellion. You'd thinking having a flaming sword power would kind of be a bigger deal in a low magic world.

The high hair under the Russian tall fur hat (whatever it's called) was a nice addition.

Yeah, like "Bust-a-Coco-NUT" was right there!

I don't necessarily agree with your original rant, but this is some criminally under-upvoted shit talking!

Why the fuck is some half-made guacamole on toast 12 fucking dollars?

Well, duck's don't have good buttholes like humans, so would just be shitting those pants constantly. Learn to evolve, you stupid ducks!

Don't forget the endless spam of "Your password will expire in 89 days, do you want to change it now?"

What your nephew said is true… from a certain point of view.

Yeah, originally kind of bugged me that Han didn't really believe in the Jedi. Like… these guys were the fucking military arm of the Galactic Republic for thousands of years. They were active in his LIFETIME. He was probably busted by mind control using Jedi cops at some point.