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Reigns didn't lay a finger on him - Dean Ambrose did, and Dean loves randomly beating people up.

In Super Mario 64, having some relatively goofy-looking villains early on did not prepare you for the heartless, tooth-filled visage of that giant moray eel. And the only way to lure him out is to dangle your own body directly in front of him until he savagely lunges at you. Staring at you all the while… just staring

Dum dee dee, going through Super Mario Bros 2, seems a little different from the other one, hey you can pull up plants, hey look an odd dead end with just one plant, wonder what happens when you pull it up OH MY GOD IT'S A SPACESHIP IT'S AROUND ME IT'S TAKING ME INTO SPACE WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

La Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, the cathedral designed and mostly built by Antonio Gaudi. The front facade is extremely detailed, but visible from the queue when you enter the building. If you walk all the way through the cathedral, you can exit to a small plaza. If you then turn around without expecting anything,

Conspiracy theory time: a writer had an idea about Kentucky brewers, went to Fox and pitched it, got rejected, then went to NBC and pitched it, got rejected again, went home, woke up, read that both Fox and NBC were "spontaneously" making projects about Kentucky brewers, and is currently shaking his fist at the sky in

"Hmm-hmm-hmmmmm…" - Ernie from Sesame Street, whenever he's waiting around, or when he's doing something, usually right before Bert shows up and says, "Ernie… what are you doing?"

Calvin and Hobbes, exploring.

Hey, the Cheat! Have a trophy!

Excuse me, could I get a Screaming Viking? Cucumber unbruised, please…

Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish!

Yes, because he'd be using it to chop up the cats before eating them.

I believe that wrestling only appears once in the Bible, starting at Genesis 32:24, where Jacob wrestles an angel until the angel gives up and not only blesses Jacob but renames him as well.

https://youtu.be/V_SFck-xeG… - Awesome Games Done Quick 2011, Chrono Trigger - near the end of the run, someone accidentally messes with the TV connection, and for a second everyone thinks it's all over just like that. The horror, followed by the relief, is a great feeling.

No, just AN Adi Shankar - didn't you hear he comes in six-packs?

Sure, every Halloween - it's a delicious little chocolate bar!

Horses have no udders and cows can't whinny and up is down and sideways is straight ahead!

Yep! I haven't played it, but just Google "Depression Quest".