When my mall's Old Navy closed, you'd have thought it was the end of the world from the way all the women at work were talking.  "OMG [they seriously said that- it's not just in Diablo Cody scripts], where am I going to get all my clothes now?"  Ignore the 15 other clothing stores in the mall, plus the shitload of…

When my mall's Old Navy closed, you'd have thought it was the end of the world from the way all the women at work were talking.  "OMG [they seriously said that- it's not just in Diablo Cody scripts], where am I going to get all my clothes now?"  Ignore the 15 other clothing stores in the mall, plus the shitload of…

The only Designing Women episode I remember is that one with Dave Barry, but none of the women.  Man, that was weird.

The only Designing Women episode I remember is that one with Dave Barry, but none of the women.  Man, that was weird.

Really?  Lucky you, @avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus - ours is alternately a "Halloween City" or "Boomtown! Fireworks"; I'm not entirely convinced it's not the same owners, just changing the stock (and banner out front) once every six months.

Really?  Lucky you, @avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus - ours is alternately a "Halloween City" or "Boomtown! Fireworks"; I'm not entirely convinced it's not the same owners, just changing the stock (and banner out front) once every six months.

I used to work at a Pizza Hut, at which point the corporate parent's name was "Tricon Global Industries" (which I will never forget, because it sounded so much like something Dr. Evil would have come up with).  Some time after I quit, they bought A&W and LJS, and became YUM! Brands (there were probably a few other…

I used to work at a Pizza Hut, at which point the corporate parent's name was "Tricon Global Industries" (which I will never forget, because it sounded so much like something Dr. Evil would have come up with).  Some time after I quit, they bought A&W and LJS, and became YUM! Brands (there were probably a few other…

"Early Edition" and "Due South"…has there ever been a better line-up than that?

"Early Edition" and "Due South"…has there ever been a better line-up than that?

I wish there was some way I could let Disney know that The Rocketeer was the only reason I wound up watching Captain America.  I had no interest in a Cap movie until I heard that it was being directed by the guy who directed The Rocketeer.  Once I learned that the guy behind one of the greatest WWII-era pulp stories…

I wish there was some way I could let Disney know that The Rocketeer was the only reason I wound up watching Captain America.  I had no interest in a Cap movie until I heard that it was being directed by the guy who directed The Rocketeer.  Once I learned that the guy behind one of the greatest WWII-era pulp stories…

But the question is: how many original Twisted Sister members will be in the hypothetical sound-alike band?

But the question is: how many original Twisted Sister members will be in the hypothetical sound-alike band?

They were going to, but they'd have had to change it to "We're Not Gonna (Legitimate) Rape You", which doesn't scan as well.

They were going to, but they'd have had to change it to "We're Not Gonna (Legitimate) Rape You", which doesn't scan as well.

Back when I was working at Blockbuster (back when Blockbuster was still a thing that existed), my manager swore to me that "Strangeland" was the best horror flick he'd ever seen.  Is it at all worth checking out?  Anybody know?

Back when I was working at Blockbuster (back when Blockbuster was still a thing that existed), my manager swore to me that "Strangeland" was the best horror flick he'd ever seen.  Is it at all worth checking out?  Anybody know?

Shhhhhh!  Don't use that name around here- you'll awaken the demons, and they'll bring GeoCities back with them.

Shhhhhh!  Don't use that name around here- you'll awaken the demons, and they'll bring GeoCities back with them.