So…
…what I got from this article was that kids are being bullied and killing themselves for fear of being compared to an electric car. Is that about right?

Might I suggest an Ion USB Turntable at least. $150-ish. Telling a DJ Hero player to invest in a Technics or Vestax is like telling a Guitar Hero to invest in a Washburn and a Marshall stack, when a First Act set up would be good enough to get going, and roughly the same startup cost as the game itself.

For what it's worth, Dog Owner could also be talking to a 3 year old.

What to expect
It seems pretty damn obvious to me that this doesn't need to be another "Valentine's Day", but it would kick all kinds of ass if this was instead done as this generations "everything you ever wanted to know about sex*"— still one of the greatest Woody Allen flicks ever.

Netflix was pretty much always available discless on xbox. (Incidentally, am I the only one that always tries to capitalize the "x" in "xbox" before deciding it doesn't look right?) That's what made the discs required for Wii and PS3- some kind of exclusivity agreement that they could get around by offering discs.

Oh, I'M not being SARCASTIC. Noooo- THIS is just a little SPEECH IMPEDIMENT. I can't help it. I've talked this way ALL MY LIFE.

I can't imagine how an XKCD show could work, but it's obvious that the alt-text gags would be available only through closed captioning.

Hell yeah- Chuck Norris will single-handedly win the pennant! You heard it hear first.

I followed one such recipe- I recall it contained champaign, vodka, gin, blue curacao, and several other things, but I'm not sure what. It was a bitch to get a full glass down as it was the most awful drink I've ever had. However, I can attest to it's effects: that evening consisted of my sister-in-law pissing herself…

That episode alone is probably what's keeping the series off DVD, what with Salinger now suing people from beyond the grave and all.

I demand a DVD release of 'The Single Guy'. It could be my imagination, or simply the sheer awesomeness of the presence of Ernie, but I seem to it being consistently funnier than 'Friends', or any other Thursday night show during that time frame.

Shan-

Thank you, My Year of Fops. Thank you for taking the cocaine/snow/booger joke to it's logical conclusion.

Curse me and my too-quick-to-click-post-iness. I dug Raditude, but I just haven't found anything but occasional glimpses of goodness in this album. I've never had this happen on a Weezer album.

I'll give a few more listens, but it just really hasn't done anything for me at all. Hell, I dug Raditude (once I got past my initial hang-up, that being that 'Can't Stop Partyin' should have obviously been at the end of the album, because for the longest time I couldn't remember a single song that followed it)

Red was the "dad-rock" album everyone claims this one is. Raditude had some great stuff, and was mostly listenable. This? Ugh….This is the first Weezer album that even I haven't been able find something enjoyable about.

Yes, Galaxy Quest and Big Trouble alone earn him the lifetime pass, as far as I'm concerned. He wasn't great in Joe Somebody, but Joe Somebody was good for giving Jim Belushi something to do other than showing up on screen saying "Hey, remember my brother? I'm all you've got now."

Every time one of these stories comes about, it reminds me that I've got a couple of Smiths albums on vinyl, and I can't bring myself to listen to them because of this insufferable racist prick. (They came in a crate at a garage sale, which is the only reason I own them.) By the time I've forgotten what a prick…

imeem, bitches.

@gabby— see below post where I reference working at Blockbuster, RadioShack, and Sallie Mae.