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I never understood how the whole "family friendly" thing worked out, since Blockbuster carried more softcore per square foot than your friendly neighborhood adult bookstore. What— just because it's not hardcore, it's family friendly? (The store that I worked at had the full series of Red Shoe Diaries on VHS, and

@chump- Yes, I realize you're just trolling, and I'm feeding the troll, but—

Haven't we all forgotten, also, that Jenny's kid, it turns out, never actually had autism after all?

I could agree with you on the Van Halen shirt gag, Ricky Coogan, but I think it gets an exemption just because the film takes place in '85, and Roth was already out by that point, though the band hadn't announced it.

@Cyborg Janitor: True, but the likes of "Slartibartfast" and "Mrs Premise/Mrs Conclusion" are, as with the prior example of AD, just names that exist as additional jokes to what's going on. The issue is if the whole joke rests on the silly name. Let's face it- the entire "Fockers" series is predicated on the idea

Ralph Fiennes? What's the point in that? I would think Joseph would make a much more fun cameo

I can answer this once and for all- Chelsea Handler is the blond chick you see for about 30 seconds before you realize that 'The Soup' is over, and it's time to change the channel.

Shit, man, those were the days. In order to properly get off anymore, I have to download pics and pull them into mspaint so that I can invert the colors.

You went to high school with Hooper X?

Oh, god, Jean-Luc— don't get me started on the fucking "Jedi Rocks" bullshit. Not only is it the least-rocking song to ever contain the word "rock" in the title, but it served no fucking purpose at all.

In Warner's defense, it's damn hard to justify owning a property as awesome as old-school Looney Tunes when society makes them edit the ever-loving shit out of the classics in order to air them on TV anymore. (Seriously— how the hell are you supposed to show the hunting trilogy properly when you can't even show a

What I wanna know is how the hell Lando, possibly the most badass black guy in the whole universe, is also the only black guy in existence without a sense of rhythm? Seriously…it's fucking embarrassing watching him clap at the end of the movie.

I can't abide that only the first 2 or 4 albums were good. Make Believe was mostly good, Red was less-mostly good, and Raditude was even less mostly good. (Ok, fine— it was mostly bad.)

Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't account for the flesh that will be lost to exotic fish.

When was the last time AMC actually showed an American Movie Classic?

When 'Get Born' came out, I was still at a point where I was actually listening to new music on the radio- I had a rule that 2 good songs would justify an album purchase.

6-figure James Bond starts off with Craig shooting the villain in the middle of the desert, title sequence, then back to Bond standing over the dead body, still in the middle of the desert, and realizing that his fancy sports car is still back at the hotel, a 2 hour walk away, and remembering that the villain's car is

MTV3 plays music videos.

Even if he's not editing the scenes back into the flick, the least he could do would be to give us a couple of frickin deleted scenes on DVD.

Wipeout is essentially an Americanized Takeshi's Castle.