At my house we call them "shitplay"- like "Dude, did you hear that shit that Shitplay just played, and shittily?".

Too bad Coldplay didn't decide this was their last album six albums ago.

Now that would be "wild".

Does anyone put a lit match to the tip of Reese Witherspoon ' s penis?

The director's cut contains a shower scene that ends in unabashed scissoring

Anything by Guided By Voices. Why? Because they are fucking Guided By Voices.

You can see a real life replica of the photo that is with the article at 5th and Jones Street in Sioux City, Iowa anytime the Jackson Recovery Center classes take a smoke break

The worst tv this year is the 40 inch Toshiba model LX73-2 - the remote is soooooo tiny

On a serious note, fuck the force - I mean really get down there and fuck it

All I can say is that it was all consensual - right, Tom?

Sadly, her hammer is lost and her jammer likes goats

I love cows, if you know what I mean, but in my home state, that is still legal

"Sympathy For The Devil" for anyone in national politics

Graham Parker "Don't Get Excited" for Viagra

Well then it is time to get our hands dirty

Now that is some funny shit

Right now I am feeling improverished …

Sorry - I have to go and practice my improv …

It ain't improv if you write it down - am I right, or what?

You clearly haven't seen the LEGO version of "Deep Throat"