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I did. I'll probably post this week's on there after I finish typing this.

That will definitely be an episode of the AV Club Survivor porno. Possible titles include:

Uh oh. Here comes the Breaking Bad-Survivor Power Rankings

Yeah I never had a brother but my sister and I are really close in age. I was never a bully but we fought a bunch as kids and didn't become good friends until high school. We have a really competitive relationship though. If we were both on Survivor we'd be playing for bragging rights!

Here's how I see it- If John wins he probably gives it to Katie or Ciera to get back at the Pec-tacular Squad that voted him out. If Candice wins she either gives it to win of them because John told her too or to one of the returnees who didn't vote for her. I know Aras didn't vote for her but I don't remember anyone

If anyone else treated Sierra the way Tyson did I'd think they were a bully but he's just so damn entertaining I can't help but enjoy it.

The pre-merge of One World was definitely better than post-merge I think but nothing special

One of them's gonna screw the other over. It just HAS to happen. I could see Vytas doing it in a heartbeat. Aras probably would too, he'd just have a big ethical dilemma about it.

I have no idea what you look like but I'm now gonna start picturing you like Jim Halpert instead of Sterling Archer

The only way Brad's could be better is if he actually blamed Obama for getting him voted out

@avclub-2bf7bb353a1107a5d5c41d1ff4c624cb:disqus  I don't think she's smart enough to be a Boston Rob but I do think she could really turn around her negative image, like Jerri or Coach

I'd like to once again shout out to @JudgeReinhold:disqus for organizing this and @avclub-a5fdfa672284da6bf4f4326e2b3698bd:disqus for all the difficult editing. Great job guys and thanks for having me on. 

Clearly they don't teach orienteering to the Army doctors

Liked for referencing the only book I enjoyed reading in high school English

Gotta throw in Swann for the returnee suck-off. Fairplay was one of the more entertaining first boots of all time, even if he did basically quit. I'd take him over Sugar any day, plus his Pearl Islands performance set him up as a legend for life

@avclub-a5fdfa672284da6bf4f4326e2b3698bd:disqus There's a distinctive period of survivor that I don't remember at all but I know Micronesia like the back of my hand

Yeah I'm not sure #1 overall was the best draft spot this season. There's no player who really stands seems like a huge lock even if Aras is closest and the last pick was almost definitely gonna screw you

Didn't you hear Colton the first week? There's only so many gay people in Alabama

This was my first time my roommate had ever seen Survivor. I tried explaining this season to him and I just gave up. I just said "I swear, the show used to be easy to understand."

I'm sure that Candice and John are respectful enough to hang a sock outside their shelter before doing the old "in-out-in-out"