Top 11 baby! Maybe I can avoid relegation after all

I would pick Andrew Savage for Selmy (badass old guy undone by circumstances beyond his control) and Randy for Slynt (bitter old man who unexpectedly rises to power before being brought down in a clever scheme by his enemies)

Great post. The James-Khal Drogo comparison made me laugh out loud. My only real complaint is the Littlefinger-Heidik comparison. There's no way that King's Landing's favorite whore peddler can hold a candle to the Ice Man. I think Littlefinger's more apt comparison is Russell Hantz. A shrewd, overly-aggressive…

Someone needs to make a gif of Spencer doing his indignant face-bobbing thing in full-on Joker cosplay now

Have they had someone not from the AV Club?

Was that the greatest back-handed compliment Jeff has ever given?

Pro Tip: If you start a sentence with "not to sound like a bitch," the words coming after it are always gonna be bitchy

Dude my Renegade Nick Shepard would cut a swath through this game. He'd bang all the ladies and interrupt Jeff whenever he started being a douche.

It's also very close to salarian, which is the name of an alien species in Mass Effect.

Wrong. James is the James that doesn't suck.

Exactly. Rob Cesternino or Johnny Fairplay she is not.

What a fantastic episode. Absolutely brilliant. That being said, I think everyone is being a little too hard on Kass and here's why:

Does this mean that Petyr Baelish would play Survivor badly too?

So does this mean that Woo is in fact a Pokemon?

You're a Lakers fan, so you understand the feeling of going from being one of the best to non-competitive in the blink of an eye. The difference is that you have to blame yourself instead of Jimmy Buss

There is only one Kim. There has always been only one Kim. There will never be another Kim. Kim is Love. Kim is Peace. Kim is Life.

I'm surprised the news that LT is on Survivor wasn't spoiled before the season. Personally I would prefer Eddie George, but maybe that's cause I'm more of a college fan

Sounds like me. So far my draft picks of Gervase, Marissa, J'Tia, and Alexis have been one jury goat and three undateable premerge boots. Yet I finished Top 5 both times I played Pick-4

Well at least he's not gonna get any complaints about rigging the game

Alexis and I may have both been eliminated this episode but I'm proud to say that only one of us cried.