I wish Kim had a razor on Survivor because she looks much better without a mustache for that last 15 days

I did this last season- the highlights being Cochran as Tyrion Lannister and Eddie as Jon Snow  of the "You Know Nothing Jon Snow" fame. The parallels between the two shows are surprising.

This is probably the best comment the AV CLub Survivor boards will produce all season. 

YES!!!!!!! I was son confused when I watched that. I was like "look at Aras getting cuddly with that girl. Wait, which girl has arms that long? Oh….."

@avclub-60834bec2156664276da2026a904fc81:disqus I agree that he's not switching but I think his "You don't stand a chance" was more in reference to him kicking Tadhana'a ass in all the challenges. And honestly, he's good enough to do it. I actually think this may be the best thing to happen for Tyson. He's never…

Speaking of Reynold, does this challenge mean that Gervase is gonna be our designated "throw shit into other shit" All-Star for this season?

I've actually seen the two of them in Chapel Hill so they at least like each other enough to hang out (plus Gervase lives in Philly I think so NC is a hike). I just think they're super competitive but in a "I'm allowed to beat you up but no one else is" type of way.

Full disclosure: I think Colton's bitchy confessionals are HILARIOUS. Yes he's a horrible human being and I'd rather spend a day in a pit of tarantulas than with him but the kid sure knows how to get a good soundbyte and as long as the editors don't overexpose him like in One World he's pretty great TV

Hahaha I liked the stuff with your wives. You guys are all so cute together.

May God have mercy on us both Craig.

I'm a college student. I work in profanity the way Picasso works in cubes.

Well I just keep feeling better about my Gervase pick

You're welcome. I aim only to please

I love Colby as much as anyone but Tina absolutely deserved to win Australia. It was Colby's own damn fault for letting her.

Pleased to meet you Mr. Dunleavy

Damnit Little Emma! OK, I'll take Hayden instead of Vytas

OK, here it is: The Week 1 Survivor Fantasy League Power Rankings. Alternate title for this episode: FML

Do you think this is gonna be a weekly thing, bi-weekly, or just a "whenever the hell we feel like it" type thing?

I would like to eat my words and exchange Marissa for Vytas

@avclub-ae1846aa63a2c9a5b1d528b1a1d507f7:disqus So I'm not the only one whose like button isn't working? That's encouraging