I must admit that I was a fan of this week's #SurvivorsReady though. Whoever runs their social media has clearly just given up at life.

I'm as a big an Erik supporter as anyone here but I certainly wouldn't expect biting satire to be in his toolkit

Pretty good list. I've still never seen Vanuatu though. Maybe one day I'll get back to it.

That is true. I guess if we're gonna make all GoT women eligible she's more of a Cersei than anyone else. Hot, paranoid, and prone to incest babies

Can someone please explain to me where that joke comes from? I've seen it around the AV Club for years. That and Dawes

The easiest way for me to give my thoughts on this episode is to transcribe selected passages from my Twitter feed. Here you go:

Candice isn't fooling anyone. We all know she's a Sansa

Try being a Jets fan. I've decided to jump on the Bengals bandwagon for the time-being though, because of Gio. 

That's ok. I'm gonna need til tomorrow to process how big of a disaster this was for me. 

Let the record state that Judge pulled the race card before I did

At least I got something right today. I'm gonna be bitter about this Marissa vote for a while guys.

I would bet what little money I have that it's because she didn't form any pregame alliances that she was voted out so first. She wasn't part of anyone's plans so no one had a problem cutting her out.

I really liked parts of this episode but I'm still really pissed about the ending. And Redempshit Island.

The look on Tyson's face during Colton's #SurvivorBreakdown almost made the whole scene worthwhile

Well to be fair she was already voted out by then. I bet Tina has adopted the Rob C mindset that All Stars really just didn't happen

I also posted this on the Survivor subreddit, and if I can remember my old Sucks account I might post it there

@avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus is correct. I am not old enough to purchase alcohol legally. Although I am old enough in many parts of Europe.

Stealth pick: Candice. I still think Rupert and Colton are more likely but if I had to pick an upset I'd pick her. She's isolated from the Survivor community, she has a reputation for untrustworthyness. If pregame alliances are as big a deal this season as they usually are, I think she's a candidate

We just have to resign ourselves to being the weird kids in the corner of the AV Club. We're the chess club to community's football team

Just finished: Final Thoughts