Saw this a few days ago and I laughed for 5 straight minutes. I had no idea I wanted a Lego Survivor Music Video in my life until it was there: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hey at least that movie relates more to Survivor than Jack and Jill did. Also, it's probably less shitty

Just like Erik, my breakout star player, I get to play once as a fan and again as a favorite. So does Adam B get the #1 pick AKA the rights to Rob Cesternino next season?

Was that the girl from the "MALCOLM GOT VOTED OFF SURVIVOR" video?

Cochran literally asking which blonde Allie was is definitely the highlight of this season's Loser's Parade. He really does think like us!

Or maybe ask Erik whether he recovered? Seriously he didn't even get an exit confessional- the only thing we heard from Erik after his elimination was his jury speech. The Ice Cream Scooper deserved better. 

I think Amazon is the best ever, don't forget Amazon. Dalton Ross has Philippines at 7 and Caramoan at 8 which sounds decent to me. I'd put it somewhere around 10th

Brenda may have been invisible the entire first half of the season but she really made up ground there at the end. If she ever wanted to do Survivor a third time (I doubt it but you never know) than the producers would get her back in a heartbeat

@avclub-4e5512c7375097bd9de6b2997a5a8176:disqus Go look up Heidi's jury question from Survivor Amazon on YouTube. She makes Malcolm look like a paragon to humility

That was never confirmed. The fact that she's coming back seems to back my theory that he was talking about the quitters NaOnka and Purple Kelly. Or Jeff could have just been overruled during the casting

Blood vs Water is way better than the other names that were floating around. Apparently the original title was Survivor: Plus One

He also said he didn't come here to make friends. That and the tweet they read about Cochran being a sex symbol were what made me think about AV Club commenters this week

Russell is busy doing his reality tv spinoff thing and Brandon has been placed on the Survivor Blacklist. I think the producers have finally realized they've overplayed their Hantz's

They're mixing in real old-school players like Gervase from Season 1 and Tina from Season 2 with big names like Tyson and Rupert and modern players people will remember like Kat and RC. I like this strategy very much and I'm super excited to see how it plays out

Once you reach a certain age, you can literally say whatever the fuck you want. 

I feel like I'm betraying Rob by saying I'm more excited for her to play than him: then I remember that they're both on and I get super excited for this season

I gotta say, it was great television though. I absolutely did not expect that AT ALL. After 26 seasons, we finally have something to rival the Rats and Snakes speech.

I think the producers are really just tying to put the debacle of the pre-merge behind them and pretend that it never happened. They didn't even talk to Francesca for God's sake

I disagree. He was actually the most strategically sound Hero that made the merge. He was the only one who distrusted Russell and wanted to go with Sandra (although he never convinced the others), and he successfully pulled off the fake idol in the pocket trick. It didn't take much but he was the least stupid Hero…

I really have grown to love Eddie over the course of this season. It takes all sorts to make a good season of Survivor- including the sort that provide easy, cheap laughs before the better players vote them out