Ever since Sue Hawk in Season 1, the jurors have known that the way to Survivor immortality is to monologue

Haha you beat me to it. I actually really like this group

Agreed. I thought Dawn might sneak in a vote or two because she really kept her shit together at the end but nope. Cochran swept, and the AV Club rejoiced

My theory is that this was to hype the Season 1 player rumored to return next season. More on this when I get together my massive casting spoilers post. 

We finally have something to remember Sherri for- the single worst Final Tribal performance in the history of Survivor. Congratulations Sherri, you earned it

@avclub-60834bec2156664276da2026a904fc81:disqus Man. Pay no attention to the Elisha Cuthbert avatar.

@avclub-7e1e22a62ee38a4a0fb3e0daf5be492e:disqus If Twitter had existed they would have broken the fucking internet

@avclub-af806999b17acacf6559217fbdbb5c15:disqus The most recent shows a lot of bad feelings toward Dawn, especially from Reynold and Philip. Also FWIW, Reynold took a cheap shot at Dawn on Twitter today.

I actually kinda like the Fallen Comrades tribute…………DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!

In a couple of seasons this game is gonna turn into a True American type game with insane rules. I love it.

He MAYBE could have beat Jenna. He was never gonna get Lex or Tom's vote, or amber's if he blindsided her, but he may have gotten Alicia's since she hated Jenna. But there's no way he beats Rupert.

And only one I believe, at least with that "immediately turn around and vote out someone else" format

They always used to do them on thanksgiving during the fall as well

I've been prowling the sucks boards for hours investigating all the potential  casting spoilers. Its like a fucking apocalyptic wasteland down there. I'll start a thread on it after the finale so the rest of you don't have to go through all that.

Everyone's just gonna pick Malcolm; no drama

Perfect comment. I'm definitely very intrigued as to how Final Tribal goes down. I think we may be looking at an All-Stars level bitter jury- we already have Philip, Malcolm, possibly Andrea, and especially Brenda on this list and if the projected trio of Dawn, Cochran, and Sherri go all the way than we can add Erik…

Dawn is really showing the worst jury management since Boston Rob (Russell doesn't count). Rob utilized outside relationships to advance himself in the game and then betrayed the trust of those friends. Dawn is using players EMOTIONALLY and then turning on them. That's what kills you

I'm actually on Team Andrea but really when they're both on the same season we're all winners

I actually got a good laugh because the Sprint phone Jeff kept pushing looked exactly like my phone. And seriously, does Jeff get paid for every use of the word "Sprint?"

Everything about Cochran just makes so much more sense now.