Was it like Malcolm at the auction? "Even though I'm not crying, I still feel like that on the inside."

Case in point: Cochran 1.0, and also Skupin last season (who didn't get nearly enough credit from the jury for flipping on Tandang and voting out Artis)

Are you kidding? Did you see the sexual tension between Malcolm and Andrea by that well? It was so palpable Cochran had to get the heck out of the way.

I hope Cochran called Ozzy in the middle of the episode, shouted "WHO'S THE LIABILITY NOW, BITCH!!!!" and just hung up.

Let's be real here though; Survivor really defecated all over Brenda this week

I feel like cochran should have gone for less of a vengeful lover vibe and more of a relentless assassin vibe in his victory confessional

And the screams of a thousand Cochran fans were drowned out by the sobs of millions of Malcolm fangirls…….and were suddenly silenced

He's a trans-ponster!!!!!

Those last few episodes of the first half of Palau are wonderful. We would later find out on Guatemala that neither Stephenie or Bobby Jon are particularly great players or characters but man, I rooted so badly for them to win something, even though I knew in my heart they never would.

I love Amazon. You forgot to mention Matthew freaking out everybody in camp with his constant machete sharpening and leading to Rob's confessional about being legitimately terrified Matt was going to snap, turn into Jason Voorhees and murder the whole camp

Fiji improved EXPONENTIALLY after the merge but its pre-merge was so many different levels of sucktitude that it never really made up for it. Also everyone except Yau-Man was either utterly hateable or bland Earl.

@Violina23:disqus I definitely did not retweet that last one……..

@JudgeReinhold:disqus  The Fall of the Four Horsemen was absolutely hilarious. One of the greatest Tribal Councils of all time. Single-handedly saved Fiji. Gameplay-wise though all I remember is that somebody flipped Dreamz. It was more that the Horsemen fucked themselves than someone else's brilliant strategy but I…

Corinne would have been our Eliza. Michael is the juror Caramoan needs not the juror it deserves

Micronesia actually had FIVE great Tribals in a row

I really do love Carter, much as I may rag on him

Stealth-R-Us IS the Study Group

He'll probably take a couple years off and be back in the next full all-stars season, which I'm hoping is Season 30. he's not quite HoF material yet though, he's definitely Top 50 players of all time and depending on how he finishes this season I'd say he could end up as a very solid Top 25 player

If only Corinne was there……

Penner's strategy actually- "Carter" and "strategy" have never before been used in the same sentence