That conversation made me feel like I was literally losing brain cells. It was like watching children try to do brain surgery. Or more accurately an intern trying to teach a child to do brain surgery while being operated on.

I know and we just had two back-to-back GREAT strategic episodes and now they're telling us we have to go back to Emotional Rollercoaster-land? Not cool Survivor. Not cool.

This immediately becomes an A+ episode, enters the Survivor pantheon of Great Moments, and I'd even forgive Malcolm for blindsiding my girl Andrea.

There are maybe about 10 people in the world who get what you did there. I applaud you sir

I think he's retired from the ice cream industry

I'm hoping Andrea string him along, plays him for a sucker, and then blindsides him and leaves him crying and confused in his exit interview.

"What if God were one of uuuuuuuussssss"

One of the 5 funniest things ever to happen on Survivor in my opinion. I delight in the embarressment and misfortune of others

Seeing as Erik is a comic book artist, a little artistic skill is to be expected. Dude's got talent.

The first two survivors I ever followed on Twitter. No regrets. You have no idea how much joy I get from the idea of Malcolm and Cochran going to lunch together.

I'm super skinny and have a high metabolism and almost twenty. I prefer to save it for foods not from McDonalds though.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus In his podcast with Probst, Jeff claimed they were waiting to invite Rob back for a season where he actually had a chance, as opposed to what happened on All Stars. Although since Rob's practically part of the Survivor media machine now I don't know how they would do it.

This is far from the second time. Survivor has a long and storied history of smuggling in stealth tribe names. I sincerely think everyone assumes the name is fake and just goes with it

If I was on a beach with Andrea and Brenda (hell even Corinne for that matter) I would be a walking hard-on too

Yeah, Probst would just quit if that happened

@avclub-7a695e3e9350d6dfae244623a591f45a:disqus That's what I get for knowing that Survivor was on tonight and not checking the AV Club page

We actually had this thread one episode. @JudgeReinhold:disqus claimed it was Adam B, but that theory appears to have been disproven. The mole is still at large.

Don't worry, you're right. It was his wife's stuffed animal named Murlonio.

He just got the real Golden Boy edit in Philippines. He claims to have said a lot of nasty things during his confessionals that weren't shown

Apparently, according to Rob Cesternino and Stephen Fishbach, Cochran eats like 4 McDonalds Quarter Pounders in one meal. It's disgustingly impressive