Palau is actually two great seasons. The first season is Ulong being slowly, methodically decimated and the second is Koror bitterly turning on each other in one of the most emotionally-charged post merges (especially the finale) ever. It's predictable, but so incredibly compelling that it makes up for it

I'm impressed at how Registered User, Nature, and fnarf all manage to have both 2 and 3 players left

Hey Judge do you know how many players in the infinite-Cochrans league still have all 4 players and how many are down to 2 or less?

Well there's something I can never un-read

Eddie more likable than Corinne? I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!

We seem to have reached the "backlash" stage of the "bring a goat to Final Tribal" era of Survivor. I can't be more happy.

I wish they'd done it before the swap. Eddie/Reynold/Michael vs Erik/Malcolm/Brandon would have been absolutely epic and watching the rest of the Favorites force Philip out of the challenge would have been hilarious

This will all be worth it for the inevitable Phillip Shepard torch snuff. We need to start taking bets now about what crazy shit Phillip does while he's leaving, and whether his post-game interview will be more or less amazingly bizarre than Jeff Kent's.

Erik has looked like a boss all season and Jeff said he was the most fit on his tribe. I feel good about him Ozzying my team to victory after the merge

He was also playing Cochran, which is like a AA team playing a Little League team and claiming that since they blew them out they must be the best baseball team in the world

Didn't he explain the gorilla and lion tattoos last time he played? I think the personality traits are just Mad-Libbed though

His edit seems to imply he'll beat Reynold (Reynold was shown putting his trust in Malcolm and swearing that if he was wrong he'd lose the game). That being said, I would be SHOCKED if Malcolm came even close to the 4th place he got last time. No way Cochran and Dawn let him anywhere near that jury vote

And Greg, don't forget Greg. In retrospect Ulong did really well too. That challenge lasted a lot longer in Palau than it did here, and Ulong only had 3-4 people for most of the challenge.

He's officially the Jim Halpert of Survivor: Caramoan

He had the intelligence to vote for who was on the chopping block and not waste his vote. Absolutely give him credit!

Phillip's continued butchering of the English language is never not-funny

A predictable episode but I was laughing so hard during the whole thing that I didn't even mind. There was Brenda's ridiculous cheerleading during the reward challenge (you would think a former Dolphins cheerleader would have better dance moves). Then there was Corinne's Philip bashing to continue her epic…

We love you Cochran. Don't ever change.

Sandra has always been likeable. She absolutely owned two completely different juries precisely because people liked her. Everyone like's a petite Latina woman who can cuss out Russell and Fairplay. Don't be hating on my girl now.

It's actually @JudgeReinhold:disqus. He just Keyser Soze'd all of us.