There are dozens of us! Dozens!

Yeah I never really liked those challenges although they did give us the immortal image of Big Tom running around the beach with a feather in his ass

@avclub-057859d502ee9201857e867efb89d225:disqus There are no words in the English language to describe just how amazing that text is

I love that challenge too! You would think watching people walk around in a circle for 10 minutes would be boring as hell but it never is. I love how it forces the strongest players to literally put all the weight on their shoulders and prove their worth. This means of course that Phillip will utterly fail

@avclub-057859d502ee9201857e867efb89d225:disqus I seem to recall them showing pictures and interviewing an old co-worker of his during the RI finale

Oh I forgot I had Erik………he's like my team's Buster

Corinne's comments about Julia being totally boring and contributing nothing to the season felt pretty meta too. Apparently the editors aren't just giving her a screwjob.

@avclub-057859d502ee9201857e867efb89d225:disqus I feel like you have to be a college graduate to be a Federal Agent. Or maybe I just hold my government employees to too high of a standard.

I know! I'd nominate her for the Eliza Orlins Survivor Reaction Hall of Fame just for the scene where Corinne tells her about Phillip's dealing with Julia. And her "anger-suppressed mom" face during the Brandon meltdown was rather impressive as well, until she opened the waterworks

Of course most of my players are on the the Big Bang Theory instead of The Bold and The Beautiful. Well my run toward the top of the charts was fun while it lasted.

They're close enough to the merge that even if they lose every immunity challenge they don't have to vote out one of their own unless they want to. Definitely a good move.

Or Tarzan

Wasn't Malcolm actually on an episode of The Bold and the Beautiful not that long ago?

PeteBro was Malcolm's Bro Alliance last season. He gave Malcolm his heart and was rewarded with a knife in the back.

You would think a college graduate like Philip would be better at those puzzles wouldn't you?

Eddie's first day back in the firehouse:

I love Corinne. Yes, I would hate her in real life but on television she's gold.

False. Malcolm is just a nerd in a bro's body. Do you imagine PeteBro or Eddie Zoolander breaking out a LOTR reference on national TV? I think not

I was legitimately caught off guard by that vote. I was sure once Julia opened her mouth she was going home and when Matt's name came up I was shocked. Shocked I say! Survivor editors using their own tricks against me. Good for them.

Disagree with the first, agree 100% with the second. I don't think I can count the number of times I watched the final death star battle as a kid.