…uh, YEAH. And Bruce and Kyle are still mad at each other!

Skeptical Third World Baby asks for the same

when's Max Spielberg gonna' do his thang? somebody better kick his bed and open up his damn drapes!

I just listened to a conversation exactly like this from a couple sitting in the booth behind me at Bob's Big Boy. Except the dude had a WeHo lisp and the chick dropped an f-bomb every two seconds. And they both kept wondering what the hell was Ty's problem at their Oscar party last night. Oh, and why Andrea INSISTED…

That photo of Trent looks like the weird guy that works at the DMV who wears corduroy all the time and eats the same damn sandwich everyday. That guy gets on my nerves!

'dis sum white-ass karaoke

Grandmaster Flash 'The Message'?

Have you ever had a SINGLE MOMENT'S THOUGHT about my responsibilities to Rob Schneider, David Spade and Kevin Nealon? Have you ever thought, for a single solitary moment about my responsibilities to my fans, mulling over the $5 dvd bin at Wal-Mart? Has it ever occurred to you that I have agreed to look after the…

Is Demi Moore in any way related to the Dinty Moore Empire?

just announced: SUSAN BOYLE and MATTHEW PERRY in ACCORDING TO SUSAN: Susan is an abrasive but lovable suburban mother. Much like her real-life counterpart, Susan's character is noted as a fan of opera and pop music, as well as the Chicago Bears, Chicago Cubs, Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks. Together with her…

this could be better if they swapped Gaffigan out for Snoop Dogg/Lion or Sorvino for Margaret Cho

drunk frat boys circa 1995, maybe. now they'll be grown up, holding their iPhone's over their head for the entire concert in between sips of Michelob Ultra. so yeah, that's what i'll be doing…

seriously, why didn't Lincoln go there with the assassination? how much more invested would i have been into the story if suddenly, around the middle of the second act, Booth is introduced to the story (maybe played by Giovanni Ribisi or Tim Roth)? i mean, DDL did a great job with the part, and all his long speeches…

No more NIN? Your gonna' get what you deserve.

Lambadas Bread? ¡Baile!

Oh say can you see / By the dawn's early light / What so proudly we hail / In the twilight's last gleaming? / Whose bright stripes and broad stars / In the perilous night / For the ramparts we watched / uh, da-da-da-da-da-daaaa. / And the rocket's red glare / Lots of bombs in the air / Gave proof to the night / That…

Grace Jones, Conan the Destroyer! Hey, to each his own…

SQUIBB-U-LY DOOOOO!!!!

Mandy Patinkin.

Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.