…AND Markie Post!

YES. Back when there were still those things called Twinkies.

Anne Heche/Celestia: RANDOM ROLES!

When Maggie Q gets t-boned by a Ford Explorer and survives that to fight McClane in an elevator shaft. I mean COME ON!

throw in a hot twentysomething female co-star who's good at rolling her eyes at hijinks, a dash of Tony Danza, a cute minority kid, a dog named Tucker and plenty of canned laughter and you got yourself a deal!!!

…and Tim Meadow's is the poor man's Don Cheadle?

Yes! The world needs a JL version of the Lily Tomlin meltdown!

please don't use the word 'striking' around Joe Jackson

yeah, remember they had an insurance policy for like a million bucks or something?  Dennis Haybert used to enjoy rubbing them in those Allstate Commercials

Sorry, I was talking about Shantha Roberts, who seems to still be residing in Cuteville (as of 2008, at least)

that cute, short haired brunette on the album cover… never got over her.

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog, I want a milkshake, I want potato chips. I want to be a producer, a director,  a screenwriter, an actor…

El Trabajo: Each week, six contestants try to survive in the real REAL world, detailing and parking cars, washing dishes, cleaning houses and rearing children for absentee yoga moms too busy to raise their own children. Challenges include cooking authentic tasting Orange Chicken, avoiding being yelled at by el Jefe…

I will concur that thought here in the chiming in with typed words area

Why do you come here
When you know there's Hebrew Nationals?
To be sold, oh
Why do you come

too soon… wait, you were talking about Jerry Buss, right?

I'll tell you what you gonna do. You gonna get a job. That's what you gonna do. You're gonna get a little job. Some job a convict can get, like scraping off trays in a cafeteria. Or cleaning out toilets. And you're gonna hold onto that job like gold. Because IT IS gold. Let me tell you, Jack, THAT is gold. You…

the best the Beatles could do right now, which I'd pay to see:

I'm a Gen X-er by definition, born in the appropriate time slot. I remember the day when our handle on what was defined as 'cool' was lost. Kevin Smith is the one who ended that dynasty. He's the one that handed the reins over to Gen Y, or the Millenials or whoever, and he did it with one master stroke on the level of…

I remember a time when scores had strong, striking main themes and you'd hum them a day or two after seeing the movie… 'The Godfather', 'Star Wars', 'Rocky', 'Superman','Back to the Future', 'Ghostbusters', etc., What's happened to film music lately? It seems like it's all background now, created to give atmosphere.…